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orgg
Guest
You DO know whom framed him, as YOU DID IT!
I wish I could get the DVD of the Original Braudway Cast Performance of Spamalot without paying eighty dollars.
I wish I could get the DVD of the Original Braudway Cast Performance of Spamalot without paying eighty dollars.
Oversoul
The Tentacled One
A crazed killer walks up to you, chops both your arms off with a machete, and leaves you for dead. He accidently dropped his copy of the aforementioned DVD on your body, and the medics who bring you to the hospital assume that it was your DVD, so they give it back to you after you get out of the hospital. It's scratched so badly that part of it won't play though.
I wish something really improbable would happen.
I wish something really improbable would happen.
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orgg
Guest
Granted! However, the spot is on the coattails of your waistcoat. Buggar!
I wish they'd reprint the original Orgg and Trained Orgg so I could use them on Magic Online's Tribal format.
I wish they'd reprint the original Orgg and Trained Orgg so I could use them on Magic Online's Tribal format.
Oversoul
The Tentacled One
A box is delivered anonymously to you. It contains cheese, which you eat. The cheese was very good, but it was also poisoned, since your fellow CPA members held you responsible for the overuse of the word "cheese" in the off-topic section.
I wish we could go after Evan D next...
I wish we could go after Evan D next...
O
orgg
Guest
Granted. It's quite heavy and unstable, however.
When walking behind it, it falls on you, pinning you to the ground, but not injuring you. However, your mouth is pinned, and you starve to death without being able to call for help.
I wish I Had THE POWER
When walking behind it, it falls on you, pinning you to the ground, but not injuring you. However, your mouth is pinned, and you starve to death without being able to call for help.
I wish I Had THE POWER
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orgg
Guest
A sledgehammer falls from the sky directly at you.
Unfortunatly, this hammer is a replication from Magic Online's Digital Object collection, and whenever you hit something with it, it kills you before the thing gets hit.
I wish I didn't get woken up tonight
Unfortunatly, this hammer is a replication from Magic Online's Digital Object collection, and whenever you hit something with it, it kills you before the thing gets hit.
I wish I didn't get woken up tonight
O
orgg
Guest
Granted!
Yet it cost you $80-- breaking you, and keeping you from affording the farm animals that go with it.
I wish I could go see Spamalot on Braudway while Tim Curry was still Arthur.
Yet it cost you $80-- breaking you, and keeping you from affording the farm animals that go with it.
I wish I could go see Spamalot on Braudway while Tim Curry was still Arthur.
Granted. During the overture, Tim Curry runs out naked on stage, screaming some inebriated nonsense and shooting a pistol into the crowd, hitting your veins nearby your testicular region. While you bleed to death, Tim Curry shoots himself in the head and falls on you, landing headfirst into your balls.
I wish it was only a flesh wound.
Ransac, cpa trash man
I wish it was only a flesh wound.
Ransac, cpa trash man
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orgg
Guest
Granted. And that in itself is horrible enough to merit the wish as corrupt.
I wish I had NEVER SEEN THIS DISGUSTING PICTURE THAT DEFAMES MY FAVORITE BAND'S NAME SO SO HORRIBLY!
I wish I had NEVER SEEN THIS DISGUSTING PICTURE THAT DEFAMES MY FAVORITE BAND'S NAME SO SO HORRIBLY!