EDIT: Now I wish I had gotten my message through before Ransac!orgg said:YOu are nowe the Ultimage Fighting Champion the winar is you!
You live under constant attack, as everyone wants to be the Ultimate Fighting Champion. You crawl into a bottle the day a nine year old kid behind you yells "put up your dukes" before kicking you in the nads. You never fight again until the minority sherrif of the town you drift into needs help with a gang attempting to take over the town.
I wish I had the cash for four boxes of Monty Python's CCG