Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

[Killer Joe]

NOOOOOO!!!! Don't DO THAT!!!!!!

Go get a hotel room to sleep in, Ziggy!

Ransac: Criminy! Whatcha' doin' out here BOY!?! Stop yer foolin' 'round and get back to them there cakes!

NEXT!

 

[Ransac]

But, KJ, theorgg is goin' to 'SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac retreats to the kitchen and makes more rock-hard cakes.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*sells the Orgg to japanese merchants and they show up immediately to take him away*

$$$

 

[Zigathon]

*begins a climactic samurai battle with the Japanese merchants in order to stay awake*

 

[Killer Joe]

Ransac: ...and stay back there and git werkin'!

Nighty-Night: Conducting business in my cafe' is going to cost you two "lost souls" expected by tomorrow!

Ziggy: CLIMAX somewhere else!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac stays in the kitchen and practices his opera while waiting for orders.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*Orgg's contact explodes from the Terminate in the eye. This forces out the final bit of flatus.

~ffPPbbt!~
The short burst barely moves the back of Orgg's breechcloth.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac tosses a can of lysol into the dining area.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*two lost souls rise up from the Orgg's breechcloth*


There you go!

*starts up the infinite pie attack*

 

[Killer Joe]

Ransac: Can ya practice anything from Carmen? I luv dat show...

Wearing a gas mask and a special "pie" shield I bought years ago from the pieman, I walk up to the counter and yell...

"Next!"

 

[DarthFerret]

Walks back in in his "anit-pie" utility belt.

"I want a dozen plain eggs (still in the shell) and a Turkey Dinner (brown gravy)."

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac starts cooking some turkey and sings the "Toreador" aria.*

Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre,
señors, señors, car avec les soldats
oui, les toreros peuvent s'entendre;
pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, ils ont les combats!!!


Order up! *Ding!*



Ransac, cpa trash man

tag guard

 

[Nightstalkers]

*Casts Animate Artifact on the stove*

 

[Killer Joe]

Finally, real music in this here cafe'!

Now, will someone git me a rope? I gotta stove to catch

 

[Ransac]

One rope! Order up!

*Ransac tosses a rope at KJ.*


*Ransac, takes a swig from his bottle of lysol.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

KJ catches the rope and hops on Josefs old three speed bike he left behind with a banana seat and sissy bars, which is oky but the pink and red tassels gotta go, and rides after the running stove yelling "Yeeee-Ha!"

 

[Ransac]

Well, since KJ is off running after stoves, I suppose I could fire up the old microwave.

Until KJ gets back, the menu is nothing but Hot Pockets! Who's ready to order!??!?!?!!?



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*pulls out his cellphone and calls Ransac*

Is your refridgerator running?

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac checks on the fridge.*

Well, as a matter of fact, NO, it wasn't running. Thank you, anonymous phone caller! You have saved this establishment lots of food and money. *click*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*looks around then casts animate artifact on the fridge*

XD