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Tabasco

Guest
6'2" heh

*Tabasco kicks Ransac in the groin so he drops to his knees and is now short*

Ya KJ he is kinda short and ugly...maybe Josef can run him through the grinder that would at least improve his face
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
Killer Joe Look-a-like: Here's your shot of Jesus sweat (really Josef's pit sweat), I can't reach down that far over the counter, can you knee crawl around the side to get it?

HEY!: This is a fine upscale establishment so knock off the antics yinz guys!

Tabasco: Here's your Pepperoni, tomato & cheese pie, *sniff*, it smells real good. It kinda reminds me of, *sniff*,....nah, it couldn't be, could it?

BB: Here's yer slice of key lime pie.

Nighty-night: Pfft! Rathma is Josef's cousin once removed on his mother's side, so in a round about way, I have a piece of yer soul.

NEXT!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac crawls on his knees, in pain, out the door.*

CURSE YOU!!!!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
I really should get Rathma in here.... do you have a bottle of wine?
 
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Zigathon

Guest
Irish creme and coffee really perks me up in the morning... and then puts me to sleep in the afternoon.
 
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Tabasco

Guest
Yay...finally my PIZZA P-I mean...Thank You!

Who wanted pizza before?...I shall gladly share some of my not-quite-but-almost-the-real-thing Pizza with you...

*claps twice as 2 guard dogs appear*

Tabasco takes off his shoe so the dogs can smell their target (Ransac's groin). Alright doggies if you smell this attack if it gets to close to me.

*bark bark*

Good doggies...*snicker*
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
Nighty-Night: I have a bottle of WHINE, its from Ransac!

Ziggy: Whoa, dude. Kill the motor.

Tabasco: Yer welcome, now get those mutts outta here!

NEXT!
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
Ransac: What size? Petite petitie, medium petite, grande petite, petite mezzo, mezzo mezzo, grande mezzo, prtite grande, mezzo grande, or grande grande? LMK ;)

Sageridder: How about some weasal on a stick? Here's your coke while you make your descision, and, never mind that poor sap next to you, he twitches like that all the time. :)

NEXT!
 
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Zigathon

Guest
*drinks his spiked coffee and eats a raw weasel*

Yuck! How about throwing this on the grill Joe?
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*looks out the window to the Starsmucks across the street*

Hmm....
 
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orgg

Guest
*Orgg, while eying his odd looking Dumpling Pie and drinking his (thankfully unopened upon delivery) bottle of coke, farts. Loudly. (However, I don't think it'll be noticed in this smelly dump)
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac take a spit-take with his cola (hitting several weasels in the process) and collapses from the smell.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*sticks a couple dead weasles up his nose to block the smell*
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
DO NOT LIGHT THAT MATCH, JOSEF!!!!!!!!!!


.......*BOOM!*..........


......ack, *cough*-*cough*........great, Where's Josef?

Josef?.............are ya okay Josef?

"Ayh qwit, dat schmell, doze rodints, goot byd, Kaye-jaye"

WHAT!?!

No, please don't quit!

<Josef is out the door and in his convertable black Mecedes-Benz blasting KMFDM>

Great, now what?


KJ hangs a sign on the window that reads:

Help Wanted, really :(
 
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