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Ransac: HEY! I Know where you post!
Killer Joe
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Love the song McArthur Park but don't know your movie reference 
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Zigathon
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Mmmmm, eyeballs. I could eat this all day long!
*secretly adds a shot of brandy to his coffee*
*secretly adds a shot of brandy to his coffee*
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Nightstalkers
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*stares at his new weasel friends*
Umm... put mine on Ransac's tab.
Umm... put mine on Ransac's tab.
Killer Joe
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train: Coat pie? Hmmm, you know train, you look a little uglier than you normally do AND a bit shorter, too. I'll have Josef work on that Coat Pie and I'll pour you a Purple Flurp Soda.................So train, been playing that countermagic deck of yours lately, hmmmmm? Here's your soda.
i'll be back later......
i'll be back later......
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Nightstalkers
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*slides a spam hurricane trapped in a glass jar in front of Ransac*
That kind?
That kind?
Killer Joe
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Ziggy: HEY! I said no booze! Unless its just Irish Creme
Moosie: Some disco queen did it around 1974. As for yer pizza,......we aint got no PIZZA!!!!!!
Nighty-Night: Your friends are Todays Joe's Blue Light Special and there are no tabs, yer soul is payment enough.
train: Hurricane Glass? Say, you're not train, who ARE you?
NEXT!
Moosie: Some disco queen did it around 1974. As for yer pizza,......we aint got no PIZZA!!!!!!
Nighty-Night: Your friends are Todays Joe's Blue Light Special and there are no tabs, yer soul is payment enough.
train: Hurricane Glass? Say, you're not train, who ARE you?
NEXT!
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DarthFerret
Guest
Orders a Double Tall Irish Creame on the Rocks!
Who won the home Run Derby last night?
Who won the home Run Derby last night?
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Tabasco
Guest
Chuck Norris did... Chuck Norris is so godly the balls flew out of the Stadium at the sight of him...480 home runs, no one else even had a ball to hit.
Could I have a Orange Soda on the rocks, with 2 cherries and a tomato and pepperoni pie with some cheese thrown on top?
Could I have a Orange Soda on the rocks, with 2 cherries and a tomato and pepperoni pie with some cheese thrown on top?
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BigBlue
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I'll take a slice of Key Lime Pie - with that same green glow from Natural Born Killers...
As for my drink, a cup o' Joe will do fine, cream & sugar.
As for my drink, a cup o' Joe will do fine, cream & sugar.
Killer Joe
New member
D-Ferret: Hmm, I'll have to use my own personal stock but here's your dbl. tall IC on the,...hey, are ice chips okay? meh, funny how the all-star game is going on right now in my town and I don't know *jack* about
Tabasco: Here's your drink and I'll get Josef to work on your very peculiar pepperoni, tomato and cheese pie. It'll be a little while.
Killer Joe look-a-like: WHOA! Are you ugly! You kinda remind me of ME only really shorter and way uglier! Do you want me to call 911 for you or will a bath and some plastic surgery do it for ya!? Well? Are ya orderin' sumthin' or just starin' at my legs?
Big Blue: Man, are you BIG and BLUE, wassup wit dat!? Okay yer pie is comming and here's a cup o' joe for ya, free refills while your waitin' fer yer pie.
NEXT!
Tabasco: Here's your drink and I'll get Josef to work on your very peculiar pepperoni, tomato and cheese pie. It'll be a little while.
Killer Joe look-a-like: WHOA! Are you ugly! You kinda remind me of ME only really shorter and way uglier! Do you want me to call 911 for you or will a bath and some plastic surgery do it for ya!? Well? Are ya orderin' sumthin' or just starin' at my legs?
Big Blue: Man, are you BIG and BLUE, wassup wit dat!? Okay yer pie is comming and here's a cup o' joe for ya, free refills while your waitin' fer yer pie.
NEXT!
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Nightstalkers
Guest
Aww, but I lost my soul to Rathma in a bet...
*see's Ransac and decides to hop on an icecream maker*
*see's Ransac and decides to hop on an icecream maker*