The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

[Ransac]

*Ransac points the Blade of Many Words at the horde of Nightstalkers and fire. The word "mine" is repeated over and over again amongst the crowd.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*The #versouls fly in with gliders, swarming over Ransac and taunting him.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac turns his blade on them as well, causing the word "gastronomy" to echo in their brains. Ransac looks from left to right at the tortured souls and laughs as he once again picks up the nothing, but then......*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*...he finds that the nothing was actually a something this time: a fistful of leeches!*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses and screams as he attempts to snap his fingers, but to no avail. The leeches have his hands too badly.*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac trips over a few Nightstalkers while running in pain.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac pries the leeches off his hands with his teeth, when his "Spidey-sense" starts to tingle, meaning Spiderman is picking up his dry-cleaning. Ransac takes this opportunity to (once again) cast Animate Land, this time on an Urborg Volcano, and Fling it towards Spiderman.*

I'll squish that bug one of these days.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*A yellow 80's submarine pops out of existence and lands on top of Ransac... and two Nighstalkers stick their heads out*

Two lefts at infinity, then inverse, and then get off... not inverse, reverse, and hit the brake!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac loses concentrate of his Fling and it starts to sail off course....... towards the Secret Administrative Spa, where the midget porn is under the drain in the jacuzzi.*

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*The #versouls make a descent and prepare to assault Ransac on the ground.*

 

[orgg]

*The Orgg wakes up long enough to remind Ransac that Zadok stole the stuff under the drain.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac looks up at the descending #versouls and curses loudly. He thinks about how to deal with this menace again when he spots the Urborg Volcano (Still Flung) in the distance.*

heh-heh-heh-heh.

*The #versouls don't notice as Ransac uses a Blue and a Colorless mana to cast a spell on the Fling.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*And while Ransac is busy casting Arcane Denial on his own Fling, the #versouls reach the ground and tie his shoelaces together.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac's Arcane Denial has fizzled from his shoelaces being tied together and the #versouls prepare to steal the Nothing for their own. However, all of the sudden...*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*...the portal into the other universe opens, and four large tentacles shoot out, grabbing the #versouls and pulling them in.*

 

[Ransac]

*The #versouls curse the name of Alfred, whom the CPA members know nothing of, and claim that they'll eventually be back to claim the Nothing for their own.*

Yeah! Well, OVER MY FALLEN BODY!!!!!!

*Ransac trips over his shoelaces again. Theorgg and Oversoul laugh their butts off at Ransac, while the Nightstalkers position themselves to strike out against the them.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers blink and look at the fallen Ransac... then at Oversoul... and back at Ransac... then back at Oversoul... then pull out a jar with a butterfly in it, smash it on the ground, and run away*

Run for the hills!

*The buttefly grows, and grows, and grows... and grows... till it finally beats its wings once and glows Oversoul and Theorgg away*

 

[Oversoul]

You guys are insane. Oversoul is still in that other universe. So is 4versoul. And thanks to the recent incident with the tentacles, so are 1versoul, 2versoul, 3versoul, and 5versoul. The "Oversoul" you are referring to must actually be someone else that you have confused with Oversoul: 0versoul!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac notices 0versoul and Theorgg being blown away by the Butterfly and wonders why it has no affect on him. He checks his most recent "Oracle" errata and discovers that he's been given "Protection from Insects".*

Well, THAT'S useful!

*Ransac Casually walks over to the Butterfly and sings some opera for it. The Butterfly dances along after a few bars.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

Before consuming another bar, the Butterfly decides to check inside it because of holes in the walls.

Inside are Oversoul and The Orgg, unconcious.

 

[Oversoul]

*0versoul doesn't seem to have inherited Oversoul's pyrokinetic powers of unconsciousness, but he does snore very loudly.*