The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

[Ransac]

*Bearsac sees Nightstalker Steve running away with the nothing and decides to dance a Giant Care-Bear-sized pigeon. Steve is knocked out, as is the nothing. Bearsac casually walks over and picks up the nothing as laughs maniacally before placing the nothing in his pocket when suddenly....*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers pokes Steve and finally leave him to wake up on his own. They finally get pissed and drag out their giant caged demonic ewok and set it loose on the bearsac*

 

[Ransac]

*Bearsac looks at the pint sized demon and casts dominate on it. Bearsac then sends the ewok to fight the very Nightstalkers that summoned it.*

Time for some fun.

*Bearsac stares at Theorgg and smiles. Bearsac casts Fling on Theorgg and sends towards Spiderman, who is still in the nearby city. Spiderman is currently on a toilet in the Zoo and his spider-sense is going crazy.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*4versoul has to reopen his portal to revive the other #versouls. While they are all occupied with collectively attacking Bearsac, Oversoul pulls the ring off his finger and has Goblin Welder switch it the Lifeline in his graveyard. Oversoul casts Second Chance and jumps into the portal with Tragic Poet, his Lifeline, and Saprazzan Heir.*

Infinite turns!

*In the other universe, Oversoul can't actually break through 4versoul's defenses, but 4versoul can't do anything because Oversoul keeps taking all the turns.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

Umm... eh... aha!

*The group of Nightstalkers all throw their stinky socks at the Ewok and kill it from the stench alone... but unleash a flesh eating plague upon everything else*

Oooooh...

 

[Ransac]

*Bearsac continues his stomach blast attack against the #versouls, but it's obvious that he needs help.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*bends over and unleashes Orggish Methane at the #versouls.

 

[Ransac]

*The combined forces of the Stomach blast and the Orggish Methane appear to be working. While the #versouls succumb to the power, Bearsac delivers a killing blow by animating a nearby Island and Flinging it at them.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Hmm... should we help Ransac or not...

*A quick debate ensues*

 

[orgg]

*the Orggish methane suddenly runs out before the Flung island hits the #versouls, giving them a split second chance to duck behind the group of violently arguing Nightstalkers.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses Theorgg and chucks a pack of Spellfire cards at him.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*the pack explodes in the air and Nightstalkers shower out from it*

Heh... what did you expect? It is from the Nightstalkers set...

 

[Oversoul]

*The #versouls, cut off from their leader by Oversoul, and beaten down by the other CPA members, make a hasty retreat--for now.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac stares in wonderment as the #versouls retreat....the battle is over.*

Whew! I'm glad that's over. Now, back to what we were doing before.

*Ransac knocks Theorgg over the head with a lead rabbit. Theorgg is now unconscious.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*pokes Theorgg in the eye with a stick*

Is it still alive?

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac uses this moment of bewilderment to grab the nothing and slowly backs away.However, he steps on a twig, a hamster, and a fire alarm, hindering any quiet escape.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers slowly turn their heads around to face Ransac, a few getting carried away and swivelling their heads around several times Exorcist style*

Cur...

*The firealarm bell falls down onto Ransac's head, the twig jams into his foot, the hamster bites him, and Ransac loses all control of his bowels*

sed...

 

[Ransac]

*As Ransac loses control of his bowels, he sprays the Nightstalkers down and actually knocks a few of them out from the force.*

I CAN'T HOLD IT IN!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac drops the Nothing in the process.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*after the painful poke in the eye, The Orgg wakes up and grabs four nightstalkers by their necks, and simultaniously bites off the head of each and every one of them.

That hurt you little bastids!

*The Orgg goes nuts on the knee high knot of Nightstalkers.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac looks at Theorgg, pulls out the Blade of Many Words, and shoots down Theorgg. Theorgg stares at Ransac and asks "Diphtheria?"*


Ransac, cpa trash man