The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

[Ransac]

*Ransac is having a difficult time understanding exactly what's going on...... so he dances the pigeon. Everyone is unconscious...... AGAIN.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers dream about various different things ranging from pink koala bears to horrible things that make people disappear in the night... And to Ransac's luck, they step out of their dreams and look at Ransac standing in the middle of the unconscious crowd*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac screams like a little girl, grabs the nothing, and attempts to make a triumphant retreat.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*Ransac's leg is caught by a zombie as it breaks through the ground, his triumphant retreat turning into a frantic scrabbling as he tries to get away from the many hands now pulling him down to the ground. However odd this sight may be, more oddness is added by the fact that a rather large caterpillar crawls up onto his shoulder and blows a puff of narcotic smoke into his face and explaims "This be a dream, laddy!" and disappears into the neon colored smoke he had just blown*

Hee hee... should we keep him in there for long?

...

It'll keep him safe, for sure!

*The Nightstalkers snicker around Ransac as they feed their own twisted form of a nightmare into Ransac's head through the Mindslaver they had sneakily stuffed onto Ransac's head*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac screams and screams, eventually determining that in order for the images to go away, something must be flung. He manages to Animate a nearby Keldon Necropolis towards his head, since that's where the caterpillar is.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Eeep!!!

*The Nightstalkers pick up Ransac and run away from the flying land*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is cussing, screaming that the pain in his brain is too much and that the caterpillar must be smashed.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*0versoul wakes up.*

 

[Ransac]

*0versoul attempts to hatch another fiendish plot, but it trampled by a horde of Nightstalkers carrying Ransac with the Nothing.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers drop Ransac on the ground and somehow pick up 0versoul and heft him up in Ransac's place... none of the other Nightstalkers know what happened so keep running 0versoul to safety*

 

[Ransac]

*The Flung Keldon Necropolis is still being Flung.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[orgg]

*begins to groggily wake up.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac manages to (somehow) pry the "caterpillar" out of his pillar and Lightning Blast it. Ransac notices Theorgg getting up and attempts to Rebound the Flung Keldon Necropolis at him.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nighstalkers, deciding to "help out" fling 0versoul at the necropolis and then time stop everything in place*

Heh... floating 0versoul and a keldon necropolis... you don't see that everyday.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac pauses to catch his breath and sigh in relief....... when Theorgg hits him over the head with an Atog and grabs the Nothing.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*The portal reopens again, and Oversoul's tentacles shoot out, grab nothing, and dart back in, closing the portal behind them.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkes look at Oversoul stealing the Nothing and stare in shock*

That cheat!

 

[orgg]

*theorgg pulls another Nothing out of his nose and begins running towards the very verdant jungles.

 

[Oversoul]

*0versoul, still floating, levitates after The Orgg, determined to take the nothing for himself.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac slowly gets up from the Atog smash, only to be run over by a levitating 0versoul, who is on his way after Theorgg.*


Ransac, cpa trash man