Dwarven wenches are always good. Especially if they bring a constant supply of Bugman's Brew.
"Sure Throg, help yourself. Anyone else want to look at this thing and get a better idea of what it is? If not, I'll tuck it away as I'm sure some Wizard somewhere will buy it for a good price.
Where to next? You want to climb up to the east and try the door to the north to catch whatever's in there unawares, seeing as how they expect someone to come from their west? Or just bypass it and try this door to our west?"