The Question Game!

[Svenmonkey]

413

Who invented cheese?

 

[Mazzak]

the same guy who invented ice


And just WHERE were you this weekend, young man?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Vampire Coven...

Do you really want to know?

 

[DeathMaster666]

Yes, if only for my personal pleasure.

Whats the wierdest place you've ever.. you know?

 

[orgg]

I once, by nessessity, excreted waste while leaning against a tree. Thankfully, I had toilet paper with me.

Why did you want to know that, you sicko?

 

[TomB]

He has a kinky girlfriend.

Why is it that red blood comes out of blue veins?

 

[Spiderman]

Because blue blood comes out of red veins... err, wait a sec...

Will there be much rejoicing now that I'm back?

 

[train]

*Crowds cheer like mad...*

Well spidey - that cheering must be for you... oh... nevermind... britney spears is driving down the street...

How many oinks could an oink-oink oink if an oink-oink could oink oink?

 

[orgg]

Answer Below.

Does anyone know why Hotmail showed me this odd statement when I e-mailed Spidy three images for my next article?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Spidey Oinked Hotmails Oink, so now it's Mooing him back for the offensive oinking


Does anyone here like Vampires?

 

[Mazzak]

Vampires are the vile undead and I send them to permanent graves whenever I get the chance


Hamburger or Hot Dog?

 

[Svenmonkey]

Hamburger, because it probably won't make you puke thinking of what's in it.

Interpolate or extrapolate?

 

[train]

I don't know what "interpol" or "extrapol" ate... but they sure were hungry...

if you had a chance to do it, would you?

 

[Nightstalkers]

If I had the chance to clean this room I'd do it... unless they made me do it, and then I'd probably not do it just to spite them....

Who are They, Them, and It?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Horror movie, horror movie, horror novel.

Is patience a virtue, really? I mean, what's the big deal about patience, huh? Well? Are you gonna answer me anytime soon or do I start pulling yur teeth?

 

[Mazzak]

Patience is indeed a virtue, but initiative is better


What would you have as your last words?

 

[Reverend Love]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! (hahaha)

You wouldn't defile my grave would you *raises eyebrow*

 

[Spiderman]

Nope, and to prevent others from defiling it, I'd let it become overgrown with weeds and rot.

Were Yohan and Pee-Wee really a good idea?

 

[train]

To yohan and Pee-Wee they were...

What do you wear when you cross-dress?

 

[Mazzak]

If I had the money I'd get myself a little black frilly dress, and then rivet domed sheet copper into it under the bust so as it looked like I had boobs. Then I'd put armor on it


Spam or Potted Meat?