O
orgg
Guest
I prefer to have coverings on my Hot Dog Meat.
The bigger the cushion equals?
The bigger the cushion equals?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Bigger the raft you can make in an emergency...
Um... Midwife a cat for $50?
Um... Midwife a cat for $50?
T
train
Guest
"You'd pay me?!!!..."
mid-wife a blue whale for a power nine set?
mid-wife a blue whale for a power nine set?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Where and when ya need me?
Should I spend the extra money on the bungee cord, or save the money and buy a bucket load of stretchy rope from Wal-Mart?
Should I spend the extra money on the bungee cord, or save the money and buy a bucket load of stretchy rope from Wal-Mart?
M
Mazzak
Guest
The bucket-load, of course. unless the proper bungee cord is longer, or if you intend to go jumping with it
Is it not true that the first thought in any given robot's mind is "crush all human"?
Is it not true that the first thought in any given robot's mind is "crush all human"?
C
Chaos Turtle
Guest
Not true. The first thought is, "Holy shoink, I'm thinkin'!"
Hey baby, wanna kill all the humans?
Hey baby, wanna kill all the humans?
M
Mikeymike
Guest
"The 38th Parallels"
Wontchu be my neighbor?
Wontchu be my neighbor?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Only if you can stand classical music being played all night at about 100 dec....
Won't you be my barber?
Won't you be my barber?
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
Sure. Give me a razor. 
Which is worse: torture or childcare?
Which is worse: torture or childcare?
D
DeathMaster666
Guest
Childcare by a longshot. Its like torture + lack of sleep.
How many people have you killed this week?
How many people have you killed this week?
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
...none... *begins a high-degree eye-shift*
Shall we go back from whence we came?
Shall we go back from whence we came?
C
Chaos Turtle
Guest
To caves and stone tools? No thanks!
Do you have a possession obsession?
Do you have a possession obsession?
D
DeathMaster666
Guest
No, but I have a penchant for owning things.
What is your quest?
What is your quest?
M
Mazzak
Guest
I live to bring style to a new generation of nascent deities
If you could stop time for the rest of the world once and only once, for as long as you wanted, what would you do while it was stopped?
If you could stop time for the rest of the world once and only once, for as long as you wanted, what would you do while it was stopped?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Rape, pillage, and plunder.... Did I leave anything out?
If you could join Nightstalkers Inc. would you?
If you could join Nightstalkers Inc. would you?
O
orgg
Guest
Bad if you can't get a towel to mop them up with.
How Long Can This Go ON?
How Long Can This Go ON?
T
train
Guest
Depends on how long the bana split container is...
"Depends or Always?...
"Depends or Always?...
M
Mikeymike
Guest
Depends, I do not possess the physical requirements for Always.
Do yo squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or the top?
Do yo squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or the top?