N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Whoah... you can sqeeze toothpaste? I get it out of a dispenser.
Do you have a particle accelerator in your "house"?
Do you have a particle accelerator in your "house"?
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
Probably a few in the neatoscience lab/money vault that's hidden in here somewhere. [My parents are rich I know it.]
Coffee or methamphetamines?
Coffee or methamphetamines?
M
Mazzak
Guest
coffee tastes better, but meth is better for selling
Are you a sham?
Are you a sham?
M
Mikeymike
Guest
Technically I'm Metroshamual.
Does the Atkins diet seem evil to you?
Does the Atkins diet seem evil to you?
C
Chaos Turtle
Guest
No. The Atkins is your friend. Obey the Atkins.
Are these the droids I'm looking for?
Are these the droids I'm looking for?
A
Almindhra
Guest
If you're playing Star Wars Galaxies, then no...
Cardboard or rubber?
Cardboard or rubber?
T
train
Guest
Because counting in base57 took too much time...
Righty or Lefty?
Righty or Lefty?
M
Mazzak
Guest
middly
Which is the king of all fruits?
Which is the king of all fruits?
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
The pepper.
What would you rather do; fight a pack of baboons, be torn apart by a horribly angry fetus, or be kidnapped by a suspiciously small man and taken to the land of the gnomes?
What would you rather do; fight a pack of baboons, be torn apart by a horribly angry fetus, or be kidnapped by a suspiciously small man and taken to the land of the gnomes?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
kidnapped by a suspiciously small man and taken to the land of the gnomes.... Only if I could bring a large mallet to crack their heads open for their candy 
Okay, thats a pinata, but they're about the same size
Canned dragon, or canned human?
Okay, thats a pinata, but they're about the same size Canned dragon, or canned human?
M
Mazzak
Guest
dragon, it's more spicy and human tastes like pork anyway
Why is "burglar" such a hilarious word?
Why is "burglar" such a hilarious word?
T
train
Guest
try putting "cat" in front of it...
Naked-and-Over-80.com or In-heat-and-on-the-prowl.com???
Naked-and-Over-80.com or In-heat-and-on-the-prowl.com???
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
Is death an option?
or ?
or ?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
What kind of magic spell to use: Slime and snails, puppy dog tails, or thunder and lightning?
T
train
Guest
a product of Hasbro!...
Would you rather run nude down a highway, or through a peak time in a shopping mall?
Would you rather run nude down a highway, or through a peak time in a shopping mall?
M
Mazzak
Guest
extra days off are always
Should I quit my dead end minimum wage job this week or next?
Should I quit my dead end minimum wage job this week or next?
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Whenever you get another dead end job that pays more.
Habuki Arcanis Vosho or Habuki Arcanis Kuragari
Habuki Arcanis Vosho or Habuki Arcanis Kuragari