Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

[Ransac]

Which of us is a former CPW champ? Huh? Huh? I thought so...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

What the heck is CPW?
Cowardly Pushover Wrestling?
Crappy Pitiful Wrestling?

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac kicks Mooseman in the balls, takes his lunch money, and runs.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

* Spiderman laughs hysterically at Mooseman's witty repartee and Ransac's physical response

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac replaces Spidey's liquid webbing in his shooters with gum.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

* Spiderman laughs hysterically at Mooseman's witty repartee and Ransac's physical response

mooseman hangs his head, "I discovered YouTube and old wrestling clips."
Double A rules.

 

[Ransac]

There aren't any videos of Casual Players Wrestling!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

There aren't any videos of Casual Players Wrestling!!
Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't have access to the alternative porn section. But they also have Thundar the Barbarian cartoons..... whoo hoo...

 

[Killer Joe]

#16 - 25

 

[Mooseman]

#16 - 25

Why #16? Am I being censored? Will you also delete my nomination?
Attica, Attica.......

 

[Ransac]

Yeah, delete them... or even better... move them to Battle Arena.

*Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit and smiles at Mooseman.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

I would say axe 17 to 28... They don't belong in this thread - or move them to the Battle Arena if you must...

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul bashes Ransac with the CPW championship belt.*

 

[Mooseman]

Ransac is knocked for a loop, right into mooseman's diamond cutter... that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.....

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac, in the loop that he has been knocked in, is reeling from the diamond cutter. However, he manages to buy himself some time by knocking Mooseman upside the head with his lead rabbit.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

*shaking the lead induced cobwebs from his head, mooseman slows the pace down by shoving the referee into Ransac, causing them both to fall throught the ropes and onto the floor outside the ring*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac struggles to get to his feet, but is promptly knocked back down from a clothesline by Mooseman.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

* as Oversoul preforms a Swanton Bomb from the top rope to the prone Ransac outside the ring.*

 

[Ransac]

*Mooseman is accidentally knocked down by Oversoul's flailing leg to his nuts.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

*mooseman is knocked into the recovering referee and takes a Flair fall onto the steel entrance ramp, he now sees stars and wrestling divas floating around his head.*