Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

[Nightstalkers]

*blinks and looks in on the fight*

And here I am the only one here who is an actual pro-wrestler...

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul again bashes Ransac with the CPW championship belt.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is unconscious... and flatulates in while unconscious.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

*The noxious cloud is the perfect cover for mooseman to check his script and prepare for the next scene.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

Shouldn't even try...

 

[Mooseman]

Who the heck is that?

 

[Oversoul]

One of the Nightstalkers?

 

[Mooseman]

NWF - Nightstalkers Wrestling Federation?

*mooseman uses the script to distract the Nightstalkers, as Ransac and Oversoul execute their own heel turns on the Nightstalkers....*

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul pushes Ransac in to the Nightstalker. As the Nightstalker lifts Ransac in the air to slam him onto the canvas, Oversoul climbs onto the turnbuckle for a flying attack...*

 

[Ransac]

*...when Ransac dances the pigeon and the Nightstalker is knocked unconscious and goes limp, letting Ransac down in the process.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

*.. Ransac is put down on the wrong side of ring ropes and splats onto the floor as mooseman slides under the ropes causing Oversoul's flying attack to go awry as he "flys" into the Nightstalkers waiting arms.....*

 

[Ransac]

*...Nightstalker is about to slam Oversoul when Mooseman trips him up, causing both Oversoul and the Nightstalker to fall through the ropes....... on top of the splatted Ransac.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul snags the top rope with a tentacle and slings back into the ring--only to be clotheslined by Mooseman.*

 

[Ransac]

*The Nightstalker regains his bearings in time for Ransac to kick him in the nuts.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul gets back up, staggering, but is knocked out of the ring by a determined Mooseman. Oversoul lands on Ransac.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac wonders why everybody always lands on top of him as he pulls himself out from underneath the limp body of Oversoul. As he gets to his feet, Ransac is again taken down as Mooseman executes a plancha and lands on top of Ransac.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

* the Nightstalkers, helps mooseman to his feet, only to sink in a DDT on the cement floor. Mooseman lays face first on the outside of the ring adjusting his knee pads.......*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac slowly gets to his feet, rolls into the ring, and rests in one of the turnbuckle corners.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul gets up, removes Mooseman's shoelaces, ties them together, and uses the shoelaces to tie Ransac's neck to the turnbuckle, then climbs into the ring.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit and starts swingly wildly, but is too far away from Oversoul to do any good.*


Ransac, cpa trash man