Rumble from the Mirrodin Nominating Thread

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul dances out of Ransac's reach, then snatches the lead rabbit out of his hands and beats him mercilessly with it.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac does the only thing he can in self-defense: he flatulates..... very loudly.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul staggers back, turns around, then returns fire in Ransac's direction.*

 

[Mooseman]

*mooseman slides under the bottom rope and kip ups to his feet to open a can of whoop a$$, when the noxious fumes send him crashing to the mat.*

 

[Ransac]

*With watering eyes and in a last effort, Ransac jumps to the top rope and hits Oversoul with a massive Cross Body Block. The ref counts.*

One....
Two...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Ransac wakes up and is still tied to the turnbuckle.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac, obviously groggy and halluicating from his own flatus, starts singing the Kenyan national anthem.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul sees that Mooseman is vulnerable and moves to tie his shoelaces together, but becomes puzzled when examining Mooseman's now laceless boots.*

 

[Mooseman]

* As Oversoul examines mooseman's wrestling boots, he is assaulted by a sweaty foot odor and.....*

 

[Oversoul]

*Staggers back, assaulted and still a bit confused. He turns just in time to see that Ransac has untied himself and climbed onto the top of the turnbuckle.*

 

[Mooseman]

*Suddenly entrance music starts playing, as everyone turns to see who is coming to the ring.....*

 

[Oversoul]

*Ransac falls off the turnbuckle.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses the name of Fred as Spidey runs down to the ring, informing everyone that each of them owes him $20.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul tells Spiderman that the $20 he owes him is actually right behind Spiderman, but Spidey's spider-senses protect him from falling for Oversoul's trick.*

 

[Spiderman]

* Instead, Spidey runs back up the aisle, willing to wait until the fight is over for his money and foiling Ransac's plan to include him in the rumble

 

[Mooseman]

*mooseman, Ransac and Oversoul realize that $60 is a lot of money and decide to chase after Spiderman...*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac, still a little delirious from his own flatus, trips over his own feet right at the beginning of the chase.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

*Knocking mooseman and Oversoul off the ramp and into the crowd..*

 

[Ransac]

*Spidey immediately takes advantage of this and webs MM and Oversoul.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Unfortunately, Spiderman's webbing also ensnares a little girl in the crowd, who screams loudly.*