Round Robin Story

[Ransac]

He lead the snotlings deep into Yut's domain, stopping only to wipe his tush of drippage.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Yut summoned a dozen rabid chipmunks to destroy the last of the snotling intruders.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar successfully abandoned his troups using the "Look behind you" method.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

As he left Yut's fortress, he heard a booming voice say, "Casnar, I am the ghost of Namredips, the first chieftan of the snotlings, and as the last of our kind, it is your sacred duty to find the recipe for the ultimate pudding."

 

[Ransac]

Casnar hates pudding, but feels that maybe the ultimate pudding may taste like gnats!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

And so he set off, in search of the elusive recipe.

 

[Ransac]

During his quest, he runs into the Chuckie Cheese that he was going to spend his backstab tokens on.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

After running into the establishment, he was confronted by a gang of clowns.

 

[Ransac]

These clowns were a mob known as "I Pagliacci".


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

They had been hired to destroy Casnar, so that he might fail his quest.

 

[Ransac]

But, they didn't agree on how to kill him off, so an arguement ensued.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

One clown wanted to boil Casnar alive, but the others found this such a stupid idea that they began beating him to death.

 

[Ransac]

And then, Casnar flatulated.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

The flatulence drew the attention of harpies, who were searching for Casnar.

 

[Ransac]

However, the harpies and the clowns began to fight with each other over WHO would get Casnar.


Ransac, cpa trahs man

 

[Oversoul]

In a fierce battle (the clowns significantly outnumbered the harpies), all of the clowns perished, as did all but one harpy, which now turned to attack Casnar.

 

[Ransac]

While the battle was happening, however, Casnar won enough tickets at the games to trade in for a battle mace.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

As the harpy dove to attack Casnar she cackled, "Die, foolish snotling."

 

[Ransac]

As can be expected, Casnar smashed the lone Harpy into pulp........then ate it.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

The harpy made him so sick, that he was taken to the emergency room.