Round Robin Story

[Ransac]

For this, the snotlings decreed war on Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth for the horrible act of depriving them of acorns to eat.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

They sought the acorn god, but upon tiring of the search, returned home only to find that Yut had decimated the the snotling city and killed most of their snotling brethren.

 

[Ransac]

This caused the snotlings to sing a song of unhappiness, entitled "The Snotling Song of Unhappiness"

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

One of the snotlings, named Luosrevo, swore revenge against Yut, and plotted with his fellow snotlings to destroy the demon squirrel.

 

[Ransac]

Luosrevo was one of the "chosen snotlings", from days of yore.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

He gathered the surviving snotlings for an attack on Yut's treehouse.

 

[Ransac]

Unfortunately, Yut was ready for them and ordered his squirrel minions to dump kegs of body wash onto the intruding snotlings.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Wounded from the body wash, Luosrevo and the handful of his troops that remained hid in Yut's acorn storehouse, surviving on the acorns and tending their wounds.

 

[Ransac]

But, Yut knew of their hiding place and had replaced ALL of their acorns with hard toothpaste.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

The snotlings, not needing toothpaste, were demoralized even moreso than before.

 

[Ransac]

They were demoralized so much that they revolted against Luosrevo's failing tactics and threw him into a valt of boiling toothpaste.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

A snotling named Casnar became their new leader.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar was a plotting, fiendish snotling, who planned to betray the snotlings in exchange for tokens at Chuckie Cheese.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

However, the nearest Chuckie Cheese was about a mile from Yut's treehouse fortress.

 

[Ransac]

Casnar had to somehow come up with a way to lead his snotlings like lambs to slaughter to Yut's eye, THEN escape to the Chuckie Cheese to collect his reward.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Such was his desire to see his plan through, that he made a pact with the evil Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth.

 

[Ransac]

The pact involved several hairless chihuahuas and 96 sticks of butter.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

When the deal was sealed, the toothpaste acorns in the storehouse were transformed into magical acorns, which Casnar ate, granting him magical powers.

 

[Ransac]

The first and foremost of this powers was the power to turn appliances into useless crap with the help of bleach.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Casnar demonstrated his powers before the other snotlings, who swore to follow their blessed leader anywhere.