Round Robin Story

[theorgg]

Caused the living for death to begin, and so did the Kobolds rise.

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

And they did smell.

 

[Spiderman]

Bad.

 

[Ransac]

So, nothing had really changed.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Prince RXI]

But there was 1 difference... they also lost the holy toothpick that they had fought the war over.





Prince RXI, picks his teeth...

 

[Spiderman]

However, they did gain a yellowed, crusty toenail as a replacement.

 

[Ransac]

But, the wombats were looking to steal it.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Why, you ask?

 

[MrXarvox]

I reply: Wombats want everything.

...And they will go to great lengths to have it!

 

[Gerode]

To the great dismay of the loyal sandwiches.

 

[Spiderman]

Because they had always given the wombats their crust in hopes of getting a toenail for themselves.

 

[Istanbul]

But the sandwiches withered under Tahngarth's Glare...

 

[Prince RXI]

...and the incidious Fart Monster came and ate their remains... and promptly died...





Prince RXI, story teller extrourdonare.

 

[Ransac]

That was fifteen hundred years ago, and now, in the middle of the Fart Monster/Kobold war, a lone warrior seeks to avenge his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Meelor the flatulant.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

This warrior is named Don King.

 

[Prince RXI]

Don King had a problem though... he was 6 years old and his mother was too protective of him.





Prince RXI, the plot thickens

 

[Spiderman]

However, he was born potty-trained so he was ready to take on the role as the 'avenger'.

 

[Ransac]

But, his mother hid his pants.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Svenmonkey]

So he took on his alternate role as the pantsless cheese hound.

 

[Gerode]

But he stopped going to his potty trainer and peed on the cheese he hounded.