Corrupted Wishes game

[Oversoul]

The effects of warping time so significantly cause a disturbance in the universe and allow demons from hell to invade and torture everyone to death. Way to go, BigBlue.

I wish for corruption on an unprecedented level.

 

[Mooseman]

Granted, you a transported to Columbia and work in the Banadex banana fields as a laborer.

I wish to be on Wheel of Fortune and win.

 

[Oversoul]

Ransac takes over the show and invites you on. But all of your prizes are pictures of Ransac.

I wish Ransac would offer better prizes.

 

[Mooseman]

Granted, he now offers signed pictures of himself and Oversoul wins every time...

I wish that Ransac really had his own online game show?

 

[Ransac]

Granted! The game is "Give Ransac All of Your Money or Die!!!!," which becomes a HUGE success.

I wish for cheese


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

You face Oversoul in the singleton everycard tournament and he combos you to death twice in a row, both times on the first turn.

I wish.

 

[Ransac]

Granted.... you die, too

I wish that I had Dwarven Pony in my Singleton deck and that it won me every game


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Granted, and every deck you played against had only 1 creature, Dwarven Pony, and the rest were land, just to get ride of this thread killing wish......

I wish Ransac would get off his dwarven pony and be a man.

 

[Ransac]

Granted! Pearled Unicorn is his new favorite card and Ransac kicks Mooseman in the balls.


I wish that Mooseman would find the cure for Global Warming


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Granted, puts ice on his globes, Mooseman returns the favor to Ransac, without the ice....

I wish KJ could enjoy this type of global warming cure.

 

[Oversoul]

I'm not going to specify exactly what it is about Mooseman putting ice on his "globes" that KJ enjoys so much, but I think this wish is corrupted enough already...

I wish for an even more corrupted wish.

 

[Ransac]

Granted. It's so corrupt that words cannot express it enough to do it justice, but you end up beneath a meteor in the process.

I wish that the meteors would do what I tell them to


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

They obey your every wish--and are better at corrupting your wishes than any CPA member ever was!

I wish I could see the results of this.

 

[Ransac]

Granted! You are the victim...... of 15,000 meteors that violate your.... well...... it's best not to say.

I wish that more people would consistently grant whatever wish was up


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

A gang of thugs takes you prisoner and locks you in a closet, posing as you on this message board and consistently granting whatever wish is up.

I wish Ransac would shut up about meteors.

 

[Ransac]

Granted! However, I merely change my name to Ransak and the havok continues.

I wish that life was like a Zelda game


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Granted and you are the fairy

I wish the CPA was turned into a movie and Ransac was the gaffer.

 

[Ransac]

Granted! Unfortunately, it's a gay porn movie. Everyone, except Ransac (who's running the electrical system), is thrown into a locked cell with fifteen huge guys named Bubba... and they think you're "purdy."


I wish that I wasn't feeling sick right now.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Granted, your not feeling sick now..... but now you are.

I wish I was over this flu crap, 7 days later and still sick.....

 

[DarthFerret]

Granted, 7 days later, over the flu, and sick with pnemonia.

I wish that life was a musical, much like the episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: "One More Time With Feeling".