*On that thought, Grog wakes up and flings a holy beast (in this case, Hamon) at Spidey, who is currently sitting around reading superman comics, to the dismay of marvel.*
That's for not saving my bacon, you jerk!
*At that thought, Grog decides that William the Cyber-bacon is probably lonely, and living wishes him into play. He then wonders what happened to the tenors, for no force in the multiverse can stop such awful music.*