A new era dawns in the Battle Arena... not really, but Ransac stole your pants... :D

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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
How do you withstand that?

*Grog notes that the next time, he should get either a better gun or a piano with ivory keys. He keeps firing, and then his arm breaks off AGAIN!!! Whats worse, he realizes that the update was full of porn viruses.*
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
Not another standstill....
Grog knaws on Theorgg's legg to let the time ggo by qquicker.
 
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Rakarth

Guest
*Rakarth watches from a distance with great amusement, noting how much it reminds him of a scene from A New Hope :p*

*Taking out his expertly crafted, $5.99 lightsaber (made in taiwan) he continues with the StarWars theme, cracking Grog round the head*
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*Grog watches as his cranial plating falls off.*
Whew, nothing important in there...
Stop attacking my head, really, it doesn't work.
*Grog pulls out his darksteel tenor and sets it to Barber of Seville.*
 
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Rakarth

Guest
*Rakarth notes slightly muffled music coming from somewhere. unfortunately he's submerged in legal documents from George Lucas and his billions of companies over the unautherised use of lightsaber TM*
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*Grog hits George lucas with Lego Star Wars, Screaming:*
THIS IS NOT A GOOD GAME! THIS IS NOT A GOOD GAME!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac immediately starts singing "Ah bravo, Figaro, bravo, bravissimo" and smacks Grog over the head with a lead rabbit.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
I tell you again and again, but you just don't listen...
*The darksteel tenor really wishes that he had had the longevity of the rabbit, but starts to sing in supersonic tones audible to rabbits.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac can only hear the evil high notes of the tenor and misses BPC's explanation. Ransac snaps his fingers. BPC is now wearing black clothing 18 sizes.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*Grog desperately tries to worm his way out of the clothes that are way too big for him, gives it up, and decides to play a lightning bolt on himself, remembering how low his batteries are.*
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*While the lightning bolt stays in suspension on the stack waiting for someone to respond, BPC wonders why and when his name changed, and when the bolt will resolve so that he comes back to power...*
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*BPC responds by turning back time and making it a chain lightning, shooting it at Ransac.*

Crispy William the Cyberbacon anyone?
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac thinks fast and throws a passing smurf at the chain lightning, foiling BPC's attempts AND providing fried smurf for the hungry!*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
D

DarthFerret

Guest
*DarthFerret sneezes, and the Force behind that blows the entire multi universe into a frenzy. This then causes small pink bunnies to spring up from the ground....*
 
B

Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*BPC Calls up a plague of frogs to slay the bunnies, but then realized that he doesn't know **** about the bible, and that he had just called upon the curse to slay the first born son.*

Wait a minute-I AM a first-born child! HELP!

*BPC runs away from the mists of death.*
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*stands around in his underwear and laughs at the proceedings from his fuzzy, comfortable Hello Kitty throne*

MUWAHAHAHAAAA!!! FINISH HIM!!!!
 
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