A new era dawns in the Battle Arena... not really, but Ransac stole your pants... :D

Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Covered in sticky flaming goblin turds, Killer Joe runs headlong into the Tenors, causing a chain reaction of combustion to occur, quickly engulfing the trillions in a raging wildfire.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, tired from clobbering his millionth tenor, hands KJ a toothpick, then uses his unsuspecting body to shield himself from the spreading wildfire.*

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
The Goblin turds protect KJ from the wildfire raging around him, it does not grant the same protection to Ransac who is now clothed in a singed and burning tutu ready to unleash the fourth plague of Ransac........ The CPA trembles in anticipation.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac is on the plague patch now. He has, however, devised a new defense technique, carefully created under the watch of several hundred scientists. Ransac snaps his fingers twice and says the following incantation:...*


I'm rubber, you're glue.

*Ransac, expecting to be impervious to pain and for KJ to take all of the punishment, discovers that no change has occured.... until he takes a step and bounces fifteen feet in the air. Likewise, KJ's skin is now a sticky, gooey mess.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
Oh man, that is hilarious! How do I get in on this?
Oh, and what other plagues are availible? Is there one that makes it rain lead rabbits?
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Start posting and just don't God-Mod (doing whatever the hell you want so that no one else can do anything). These things stay fun as long as everyone gets their shots in and stay "competitive."


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
Cool!

*Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, a weird half-troll, half-garden gnome pops into existence wearing the cheapest armor available. Precisely in the flight plan of Ransac.*
"What Grog do here?"
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Grog proves to be an effective foil for Ransac's flight plan as he knocks the trash man out of his path and sends him plummeting back into the sticky KJ.... and bounces both of them higher into the air.*


CURSE YOU, GROG!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
~The rush of cold air awakens our intrepid ..... ummm... heroes...... yeah, that starts with the same letter...... and they realize that the goblin turds have fused them together at the hip..... their screams during their decent is not just from their fear of heights.....~
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac tries to calm himself down by repeatedly bashing KJ over the head with his lead rabbit.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*Meanwhile, BudgetGrog plugs his ears with wads of dirt, desperately attempting to drown out the tenors, which would've broken a typical garden gnome with their singing.*
 
Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
The lead rabbit, goblin turds, screaming tenor sounds, impact with the ground and smell of the hybrid gnome have combined in a direct violation of the laws of psychics and our two insipid heroes are wrenched apart. As Ransac attempts to put as much distance between himself and KJ, he realizes that his left foot seems to have taken on the constancy of lead and resembles a fuzzy bunny.....
Killer Joe sees this transformation and attempts to laugh out loud, when the only sounds that escape his lips are operatic arias..... 7/8 time.....
Dun-dun daaaaaaaaaaa......
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Fortunately, Ransac is still close enough to, again, repeatedly bash KJ with the lead rabbit.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Budget Player Cadet

Guest
*Grog looks around, screams bloody murder...*
BLOODY MURDER!!!
*and charges at the tenors, wielding his 'budget' club, which just happens to be the nearest tenor's leg. Unfortunately, his eyes came from the garden gnome in the family (just for clarity, I mean the clay ones that are so creepy that are so popular in holland), so he ends up bashing killer joe. Fortunately, his arms also come from that side of the family, so...*
 
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