Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

[rokapoke]

I demand to see the proprietor! I have some business with him... some Hall of Fame business...

 

[Ransac]

KJ, I've let the union know of your less than decent working conditions here...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Is that UBET? United Back End Teamsters?
They are a dirty bunch.....

 

[Ransac]

It's the UPWHT (Union of People Who Hate Tenors).


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Not the :

United
Porters of
Yucatan
Oil
Utilities
Railway
Society

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac, having just finished a nice long nap in the kitchen, checks on KJ to see if a janitor has finally been hired.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

no luck in finding that janitor

Whelp, I'll just have to start cleaning this mess by myself............*&%$#%#!#@$#%^$#!!!!! Whatinthehell is this gooey stuff!?!

 

[Ransac]

Well, you didn't think that those rock hard cakes STAYED rock hard, did you?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*wanders out of the bathroom with a stoned look on his face*

Hey guys... umm... what's goin' on in here?

 

[Ransac]

*After many months of suspense, Ransac walks by the cafe and posts a sign reading "Under New Management."*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

....*sniff*,....what's that smell?

 

[Mooseman]

Moose patty stew

 

[train]

something stew... but it just aint right...

 

[Killer Joe]

New management, huh? Welp, I'm goin' in an see what's up....

 

[Killer Joe]

Wow, 2 years of suspended animation.........


NEXT!

 

[turgy22]

Wow. Six years worth of posts all on one page. It might be better to let this thing sit another 2 - 3 years and then come back in 2016, so as to have 10 years of on-and-off conversation contained in less than 20 posts.

Also, I'd like some ice cream.