The Question Game!

[Oversoul]

With some people I know, the two are not mutually exclusive...

Why did the DVD player I was using not have skip protection?

 

[Spiderman]

Because you opted for "jump" protection instead.

Have you gotten your credit report lately?

 

[Oversoul]

No, although I suppose I should have.

Toaster strudels?

 

[Spiderman]

Chocolate drizzled, please.

Black or green olives?

 

[Oversoul]

Black.

What is the saddest thing?

 

[evan d]

Unrequited love.

Is that the correct spelling?

 

[Oversoul]

Yes.

Were you anticipating a "no"?

 

[Spiderman]

Perhaps...

Have you read the 6th Harry Potter book yet?

 

[Oversoul]

No.

Is this one of your Earth jokes?

 

[train]

What's earth?

and what is a joke?

 

[Oversoul]

I am a joke.

How many jokes have you heard that are worse than me?

 

[Spiderman]

Innumerable ones.

M&Ms: Color or black and white?

 

[train]

okay - no more trick questions... (color)

So which celebrity phone number would you want and why?

 

[Oversoul]

I wouldn't want any of their phone numbers. I get too many calls I don't want as it is, and I'm sure it would only be worse if people thought I was some celebrity.

Can't I just do away with phones altogether?

 

[Spiderman]

Sure. No reason why not. In fact, you can become a master at other means of long distance communication, like Morse code!

So you don't remember when M&Ms were black and white?

 

[Oversoul]

I've had black and white M&M's.

Have you had azure M&M's?

 

[Spiderman]

Not recently.

Have you cleaned your belly button today?

 

[train]

tried to... couldn't see it for all the mess down there, so I went on to better things...

mmmm... krispy kremes...

Did you ever see this sally that sold seashells by the seashore?

 

[Oversoul]

I can never be sure.

Am I supposed to inquire the name of ever seashell vendor I meet by the seashore?

 

[train]

Maybe a name and a phone number... unless your not into the whole conch chell thing...

Ever seen the itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot bikini?