The Question Game!

[Oversoul]

Yes, it eliminated the "ask DarthFerret" option for answering my question.

How many more options will I exhaust before finding the right answer?

 

[DarthFerret]

The exact number is as elusive as the answer itself.


Was that wrong?

 

[Oversoul]

I don't know. It might be slightly more elusive than the answer itself.

What makes me think so?

 

[Spiderman]

Because you didn't reach a definite answer already.

Did you pre-order the 6th Harry Potter book yet?

 

[Oversoul]

No, I don't read Harry Potter books.

What kind of books do I read?

 

[Spiderman]

Lloyd Alexander books.

Have you seen any movies yet this summer?

 

[Oversoul]

Yeah, I saw some Italian movie a few days ago.

What was the title of this movie?

 

[Spiderman]

Beats me. I can barely keep up with American movie titles.

If you were financially secure, would you stop working?

 

[Oversoul]

That depends on what you consider "work."

What do you consider to be "work"?

 

[evan d]

Doing an action that will make you recieve money, wheter its a bank hiest or the local food joint. (I do not condone breaking the law)

When is work not work?

 

[Oversoul]

Never. That would be a contradiction.

And we KNOW that contradictions never occur, right?

 

[Spiderman]

Right.

Do you like to go to the beach?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Sure I do, when there's a beach to go to.

Got melanoma?

 

[Oversoul]

Not that I know of.

How would I know?

 

[Spiderman]

You saw a photo of him just then taken from a spy satellite.

Are you going to see fireworks on July 4th?

 

[Oversoul]

Unless I go blind or get locked in a dungeon, it seems likely.

And no one here is planning on locking me in a dungeon, right?

 

[evan d]

Hoenstly, how can you accuse me of such a thing.

Is that bad for me to be renting a torture chamber with an attached duengeon?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Not as long as it comes with an attached spell-checker too.

What is...the essence of innovation?

 

[Oversoul]

Insanity.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

 

[DarthFerret]

If I had a wife, I would not beat her unless she begged me too.


Was that too kinky of an answer?