The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

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Doombringer

Guest
Hmm, needs some Ketchup

*suddenly, Doombringer begins to cough and hiccup, as well as froth at the mouth. A torrent of horny sea monkeys spill from his maw and begin to mob the other combatants. Doombringer struggles in vain to try to pull something out of his box to staunch the flow of Lusty Sea monkeys. With nothing of use coming out of the Orange Mis-shappen Box, Doombringer just holds it over his mouth and lets the sea monkeys fall into its unfathomable interior. The box begins to turn a dark white hue.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac looks at the situation and realizes that Joygoboy is all but done for. Oversoul will do something to him..... unless...... RANSAC UNLEASHES THE SIXTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trapillions of little pretzel shaped gnats buzz around, injecting all who piss me off with the ebola virus and smallpox, while whispering "froin layven" repeatedly.*

Heh-heh-heh. That'll do something.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Doombringer

Guest
*Doombringer finally manages to stop the flow of giggity sea monkeys, then smiles deviously as he holds up the Mis-shappen box(now as white as the blackest of nights), opens it towards the pretzel shaped knats and. . . the devious grin gets wiped off his face as instead of countering the Sixth plague of ransac, his box instead burps back out ALL THE OTHER PLAGUES OF RANSAC! The box then goes back to its original purple hue as Doombringer conjures a Darksteel igloo from it to shelter himself from the various different storms.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac looks at the purple box and wonders how it could hold all of those pineapples.*

Well, the man said that my other plagues have been unleashed

SEVENTH PLAGUE: 5 beebles wearing pikachu costumes frolick nearby, causing those that gaze upon them to vomit from theit cuteness

EIGHTH PLAGUE: 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pineapples filled with nitroglycerin fall from the sky

NINTH PLAGUE: Ransac lets a nice one fly. As a result, birds fall from the sky, dead, for miles around. The venomous gas begins to envelop everything.


and last but not least, THE TENTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!!!!!

*As people vomit from the beebles, run from the pineapples, and die from the gas, they wonder what could possibly be the 10 and worst plague of all.*



*A beam shoots from the sky and hits everyone (but Ransac, of course) in the area. The consequence of this beam if that everyone (but Ransac, of course) now imagines and visualizes their Mom butt naked making love to a goat AND a walrus.*

Yes, I know it's cruel.

*After the gas has completely left his body, Ransac pulls out another Titanium umbrella to shield him from the pineapples.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Oversoul

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul curls into a ball and covers himself with blankets formed of thousands of tightly coiled tentacles. He continues to reinforce his shield, waiting for things to calm down.*
 
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Doombringer

Guest
*Doombringer, completely safe inside his darksteel igloo, only feels a slight amount of nausea from the chaos outside. He begins to knit a nuclear reactor out of lego peices.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*While everyone is distracted, Ransac grabs the nothing and attempts to run off into the distance, but is taken back by the falling exploding pineapples.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*A large crate falls from the sky and lands near Ransac with a shipping label as follows:*

To: Ransac
From: Your sweet love, Habuki
 
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Doombringer

Guest
Hmm, I always wanted a clone

*Doombringer finishes knitting his Nuclear reactor, using a few parts from the Mis-shappen purple box(turning its colour slightly brighter, rendering it Violet)*

Well, that ought to do it.

*Doombringer feeds peices of his Darksteel igloo into the reactor, and creates what appears to be a small Sword handle, with a leather grip, and a compressed darksteel core. He snaps his toes, and the darksteel core transmogrifies into a large umbrella, the leather grip still forming a handle.
Doombringer then walks casually over to the cloning machine, all the while singing in the chaotic rain. He gets a wonderful feeling, and is happy again*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*During all this, the "On" button for the cloning machine turns on with Ransac still in. The machine explodes with from the newly created randomness. Ransac and Ransac emerge from the rubble.*

All right! Time for some fun!
All right! Time for some fun!

*Ransac and Ransac snap their fingers. Everyone but them is now wearing black clothing that is a remarkable 36 sizes too small. Pain is felt throughout the land and Ransac and Ransac smile.*

We love doing that.
We love doing that.



Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Doombringer

Guest
*Doombringer turns his Handle into a knife just quick enough to cut away the clothing before he suffocates, and is no longer happy again with the wonderful feeling of singing in the rain. As a Matter of fact, He is more "Blood seething in fury" than "Happy" at this point.

Doombringer's knife transmogrifies into an Uber sharp Katana, whick he uses to cut the second Ransac, CPA trash man cleanly in half. To his dismay, the two halves simply become two fully formed Ransacs, bringing the CPA trash man count up to three*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, Ransac, and Ransac stare in wonderment over the current situation. Simultaneously, all three of them dance the pigeon, causing everyone but them to be unconscious.*

We love doing that, too.
We love doing that, too.
We love doing that, too.

*Meanwhile, Spiderman's spider-sense begins to tingle. Somehow, Spiderman feels in his gut that Ransac has multiplied.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Doombringer

Guest
*As Doombringer fall to the ground and begins to snore, the Darksteel katana loses its shape and goes back to being a regular old handle. It then inorexably rolls over to Doombringers side and makes growling noises like a loyal Watchwolf*
 
Oversoul

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul is knocked out thrice. In his unconscious state, he casts a conflagration of three times the normal magnitude. All of Ransac's plagues are swept away in the blast, along with most everything else.*

Too bad Ransac forgot to apply those stimulants against Oversoul.
 
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Doombringer

Guest
*As the conflagration aproaches Doombringer, the Darksteel handle transmogrifies around its master, shielding him from harm as he is blown away in the explosion. Strangly(or not, considering all the other stuff it is capable of) the Mis-shappen Violet box remains exactly where it is, as though there were no apocalypse around it at all.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*The original Ransac is protected from the conflagration by hiding under the smoldering carcasses of the other two Ransacs.*

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Oversoul

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
*Oversoul is still out cold, but things are only heating up around him. William, the Cyberbacon, is sizzling more than usual.*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Out of desperation, Ransac slaps his butt-cheeks, causing the universe to invert, yet again.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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