The league settings seem to be encouraging us to set our keepers, so I was wondering if you set things up to make this a Keeper league. In a Keeper league, you get to keep X players each season to carry over from the previous season. Typically you're only allowed to keep 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 or 2 WR and/or TE, and perhaps a K or DEF, and the rest go back into the pool to be drafted like everyone else.
This way no one gets to keep a whole super-team from year to year, but if you get some really good players this year you can keep them next season, and the season after that, etc. Or if you don't want to keep your guys you can elect to drop them and pick up FA's after the draft to fill your roster out, though the last time I did that in a Keeper league (a few years ago) the team never recovered.
I'm not sure that would work for us this season, since it's not like we've all been taking things very seriously. But we could try it if you want...