Fantasy Football 2018

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Spiderman, May 7, 2018.

  1. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Rumors of mine aren't...The next couple weeks are going to be brutal for me...:mad:
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    And so, just as when Icarus flew too close to the Sun, I too am brought crashing back down to earth and have succumbed to a horrifying weekend in Fantasy Football. I am in 4 different leagues, in which I had been riding 5-6 game winning streaks in three of them. I have lost and lost bad in all four leagues this weekend. In our humble league, I put up the lowest weekly score of the entire season and lost to the 8th ranked Takklemaggots (who had 4 players either on bye or just score zero).

    Just wanted to share the horribleness of this loss.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Dude, I was only four points ahead of you and Inaction in Action was three points ahead of me. It was a bad week for several of us (and outstanding for others....)
  4. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Man, Melkor had a massive day/week at my expense... :(
  5. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    448? Is that the most points for one week ever?
  6. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    In all of CPA's Fantasy Football League history? Quite possibly...
  7. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    This sounds neat - unfortunately, I'm not a fan of the kNeeling Felons League these days...
  8. TomB Administrative Assistant

    We've had it going for a quite a few seasons now, political statements not withstanding. It's really the only reason I have personally for trying to keep up with the players in the league that aren't on my team.
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Um, yeah. That's a WHOLE can of worms that can be discussed in the Current Events forum (and for the record, I totally disagree with that generalization).

    As TomB says, this has been going on almost as long as the CPA itself (2002?) and keeps my competitive interest alive as I don't root for any on NFL team anyway.
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  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    We are heading down the stretch and a few things are clear regarding the playoffs:

    Silmarils has clinched yet another playoff spot.
    Assuming Golden Tate doesn't catch 350 yards and 5-6 TDs, I will also clinch a playoff spot.
    With The Takklemaggots victory this week, Dwarven Miners have been eliminated from playoff contention.

    Tonight's Eagles/Skins game has a couple of implications:
    If Moosejaw Charge wins (meaning Zach Ertz gives him the edge over Carson Wentz and the Philly Defense), then Moosejaw charge SHOULD clinch a playoff spot (since Dread Reapers has lost and Inaction is unlikely to come back tonight).
    HOWEVER, in the event that this comeback does not occur and the games results play out as expected, we will have these standings:

    1. Silmarils * 10-3
    2. Ransac's Maniacs* 9-4
    3. Moosejaw_Charge 7-6
    4. Dread Reapers 6-7
    5. Inaction in Action 6-7
    6. The Takklemaggots 5-8
    7. TomBStoners 5-8
    8. Dwarven Miners 4-9

    Next week's games are as follows:

    Maniacs vs Charge
    Miners vs. TomBStoners
    Dread Reapers vs Takklemaggots
    Inaction in Action vs Silmarils

    Mathematically, Takklemaggots and TomBStoners are not yet eliminated from the playoffs, as they can potentially finish 6-8 and tie the Reapers and Action should they both lose; however, they are both significantly behind in the points tiebreaker (400-500 points behind in tiebreakers) that this scenario seems improbable. Still, there is technically hope for turgy22 and TomB.

    Realistically, the last two spots are up to Inaction in Action, Dread Reapers and Moosejaw Charge. Mooseman has a clear path: Win and you're in the playoffs. Even if you lose, you are enough ahead of Inaction in the points tiebreaker (250-280 points by the end of tonight) that you should be safe anyways, but there is still a chance you're not.

    That puts the pressure on Dread Reapers and Inaction in Action. Dread Reapers will have about a 170 points tiebreaker advantage after tonight, but we've certainly seen huge and minuscule points totals this year and it's not out of the question that (even if you both win or both lose) the points could flip the advantage. The onus is on Inaction to make some noise this week, but can still take a playoff spot if he upsets Silmarils and Dread Reapers is knocked off by the Takklemaggots.

    Getting time for the writeups again. Y'all excited for some playoffs?!

    Ransac, cpa trash man


    Edit: Holy crap, Ferret has returned!?!?!? We need to jump you in next year!
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I love these!

    I think this may be the first where a team with a losing record gets into the playoffs.

    I've had such a disappointing season... :(
  12. Melkor Well-Known Member

    Very excited for the write ups. Less excited for my teams inevitable chokejob in the playoffs.

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