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Tabasco
Guest
Noooooo, Damn you Oversoul...No math for you...Instead you are sent back to learn you multiplication table...,but in hell and Satan teaches you the multiplication and for every times(x) and equal(=) sign you wite you are impaled by a needle in some part of your body for all of eternity.
I wish I had a wish to wish so this wish wouldn't go unwished and the wishful wished they could have used my wish to wish wishful wishings of wishable things.
I wish I had a wish to wish so this wish wouldn't go unwished and the wishful wished they could have used my wish to wish wishful wishings of wishable things.
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EricBess
Guest
Granted and Granted...Interesting how Tabasco's granting deals with a particular geography. The best part is that you both have to be there together...
I wish people wouldn't post at the same time
I wish people wouldn't post at the same time
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BigBlue
Guest
Granted - you are now Peabody's pet boy Ransac. Sherman outranks you, and so you are even dumber than him and do even more menial tasks... The first trip takes you to the French Revolution and your job is to try to re-attach the heads on guillotine victims. What a miserable existence you have for yourself, until they actually behead you for sodomizing the victims. Of course, in Peabody land, that means you have a beehive dropped on your head...
I wish I had the Weather Lady.
I wish I had the Weather Lady.
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EricBess
Guest
Granted. You get a job where they put you in isolation and pay you good money to watch all of your favorite shows. In fact, you get to see them before they air. The downside is that you aren't allowed to talk to anyone about them. In fact, they completely isolate you and keep you locked in a small apartment. You quickly realize that shows are a lot more fun if you can share them with other people, but you've signed a 5-year contract, so you have no choice but to tough it out...
I wish Hell weren't other people
I wish Hell weren't other people
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BigBlue
Guest
(Huh?)
(Oversoul - The Weather Lady is a Rocky & Bullwinkle reference... She was one of those dime store "psychic" penny arcades who predicted the weather...)
Granted - Hell is not other people, it's just you. At first you liked the solitude, but after 4 years of being alive in a void with nothing else and no one else, you find it agonizingly difficult to endure the hours of endless solitude. Fortunately for you, during the 5th year, Ransac joins you after his contract ended - for his contract was with the devil. Unfortunately, he has no mouth, eyes or ears, so you still have no one to talk to.
I wish Snoopy really was a World War I ace.
(Oversoul - The Weather Lady is a Rocky & Bullwinkle reference... She was one of those dime store "psychic" penny arcades who predicted the weather...)
Granted - Hell is not other people, it's just you. At first you liked the solitude, but after 4 years of being alive in a void with nothing else and no one else, you find it agonizingly difficult to endure the hours of endless solitude. Fortunately for you, during the 5th year, Ransac joins you after his contract ended - for his contract was with the devil. Unfortunately, he has no mouth, eyes or ears, so you still have no one to talk to.
I wish Snoopy really was a World War I ace.
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Tabasco
Guest
Granted! A years supply of Limburger Cheese is trucked to your house and dumped in your front yard...you become your neighborhood's least favorite resident and they burn everything on your property(including your house) to get rid of the odor.
I wish for gay midget porn to be aired during the halftime of the next superbowl.
I wish for gay midget porn to be aired during the halftime of the next superbowl.
Granted! The porn is of the gay midgets defiling your naked body and then violating you. Superbowl ratings boost and the horribe imagery is actually deemed acceptable by the FCC. In fact, the video is replayed on children's networks, after a group of parents deem it "wholesome family viewing".
I wish for a clue
Ransac, cpa trash man
I wish for a clue
Ransac, cpa trash man
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orgg
Guest
You tape the demolition and sell it on Pay Per View.
I wish the cow ate the milk
I wish the cow ate the milk
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DarthFerret
Guest
Granted, the cow eats the milk, this causes a world-wide shortage of all dairy products, and you are personally attacked by a bunch of cottage cheese crazed weight watchers fanatics.
I wish that I had someone IRL to play magic with.
I wish that I had someone IRL to play magic with.
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dwarven_anarchist
Guest
Granted. The taxes are rediculous, and you can no longer afford Magic or an internet hookup.
I wish for a faster computer!
I wish for a faster computer!