What type of Seducer are you?

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Azreal the Soulmaster

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I found this on a friend's website, she has a ton of quizzes like this. I think they're fun, plus its even more enjoyable to see what your friends get, so I give it to all of you.
http://www.users.bigpond.com/polite_society/seduction.html

this is what I got:

I am the Coquette

The ability to delay satisfaction is the ultimate art of seduction - while waiting, the victim is held in thrall. Coquettes are the grand masters of the game, orchestrating a back-and-forth movement between hope and frustration. They bait with the promise of reward - the hope of physical pleasure, happiness, fame by association, power - all of which, however, proves elusive; yet this only makes their targets pursue them more. Imitate the alternating heat and coolness of the Coquette and you will keep the seduced at your heels.

Symbol: The Shadow. It cannot be grasped. Chase your shadow and it will flee; turn your back on it and it will follow you. It is also a person's dark side, the thing that makes them mysterious. After they have given us pleasure, the shadow of withdrawl makes us yearn for their return, much as clouds make us yearn for the sun.

As for accuracy, while I really like this description, I don't think its exactly me:D
 
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theorgg

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What a bunch of bull$#*+!

I am the Ideal Lover

Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover.

Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.



LOL!
They never asked "Wheight", which I'm sure has a quite a lot to do with seduction!
LOL!


Yea... 400lbs... of pure love...

~CRUNCH~

... and a hospital visit...
 
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Mazzak

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I also got the Ideal Lover...
although in my case, it is much more fitting :D
 
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Svenmonkey

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First, this topic is against my religion. Second, it's unfitting for any Magic player I've ever seen to be talking about anything dealing with "love" (I wouldn't touch most of them with a 39 1/2 foot pole). Third, Mazzak is actually a hairy, unbathed, half-turd of a person. He just thinks he's great for some reason.
 
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Apollo

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theorgg--ideal lover! kekekekekeke... *woo!* sorry... *wipes tears from his eyes

Anyway, I'm the "natural" seductor. It says:

"Childhood is the golden paradise we are always consciously or unconsciously trying to re-create. The Natural embodies the longed-for qualities of childhood - spontaneity, sincerity, unpretentiousness. In the presence of Naturals, we feel at ease, caught up in their playful spirit, transported back to that golden age. Adopt the pose of the Natural to neutralize people's defensiveness and infect them with helpless delight."

I suppose that's me... my beautful red feathers help, too, though... ;)
 
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Jigglypuff

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I am the Star

Daily life is harsh, and most of us constantly seek escape from it in fantasies and dreams. Stars feed on this weakness; standing out from others through a distincitve and appealing type, they make us want to watch them. At the same time, they are vague and ethereal, keeping their distance, and letting us imagine more than is there. Their dreamlike quality works on our unconscious. Learn to become an object of fascination by projecting the glittering but elusive presence of the star.


Interesting. I'm not quite sure what to say about this.

(- Steve -)
 
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Spiderman

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I am the Anti-Seducer

Seducers draw you in by the focused, individualized attention they pay to you. Anti-seducers are the opposite: insecure, self-absorbed, and unable to grasp the psychology of another person, they literally repel. Anti-Seducers have no self-awareness, and never realise when they are pestering, imposing, talking too much. Root out anti-seductive qualities in yourself, and recognise them in others - there is no pleasure or profit in dealing with the Anti-Seducer.

Symbol: The Crab. In a harsh world, the crab survives by its hardened shell, by the threat of its pincers and by burrowing into the sand. No one dares get too close. But the Crab cannot surprise ists enemy and has little mobility. Its defensive strength is its supreme limitation.
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How odd. I thought this was kinda strange in that I never gave quite that much thought to the type of questions asked. Especially why people might hate me. But I gave it my best shot.
 
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train

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even the dorky need love

Sadly, some take measures into their own hands

I wonder what Train would think of those two statements...
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The first one reminds me of Puff...:p

The latter reminds me of that stench commonly found at PTQs...;)
 
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