*In the previous ages of this eating establishment, Killer Joe had once brought love, joy, harmony and peace to all those who entered his Cafe. His pies were the best in town. The ambiance was sought after from all of the town's A-list. And the bathrooms were always sparkling clean.
Skip ahead several years and things had taken a turn for the worse. KJ's best chef had quit and filed an unemployment lawsuit. Theorgg drove the local celebrities away with his consistent flatulence. Mooseman's lawsuit for his "Frozen Solid" ordeal cost KJ millions. And we don't even want to MENTION the child sexual harassment case.
In any case, KJ is now serving time behind bars and his restaurant is now owned and run by his only employee: Ransac.*
TIME FOR THE PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Menu: Plain Pie (nothing inside): $3
Pie Pie (a pie with a plain pie inside): $5
Hands-Free Pie Pie (a Pie Pie on a plate!): $5.50
The following items are all Hands-Free!
Boggart Pie: $7.30
Fae Pie: $7
Thrull Pie: $1
Sliver Pie: Cost varies depending on local wildlife
Custom Pie: $8.43
Beverages: Coke products and Alka Seltzer
The Pie Shack is NOW OPEN!!!!!!!
*In the background, a TV news program reports KJ breaking out of jail.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Skip ahead several years and things had taken a turn for the worse. KJ's best chef had quit and filed an unemployment lawsuit. Theorgg drove the local celebrities away with his consistent flatulence. Mooseman's lawsuit for his "Frozen Solid" ordeal cost KJ millions. And we don't even want to MENTION the child sexual harassment case.
In any case, KJ is now serving time behind bars and his restaurant is now owned and run by his only employee: Ransac.*
TIME FOR THE PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Menu: Plain Pie (nothing inside): $3
Pie Pie (a pie with a plain pie inside): $5
Hands-Free Pie Pie (a Pie Pie on a plate!): $5.50
The following items are all Hands-Free!
Boggart Pie: $7.30
Fae Pie: $7
Thrull Pie: $1
Sliver Pie: Cost varies depending on local wildlife
Custom Pie: $8.43
Beverages: Coke products and Alka Seltzer
The Pie Shack is NOW OPEN!!!!!!!
*In the background, a TV news program reports KJ breaking out of jail.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
