^ < v

[Oversoul]

^ = Gaseous

< = Mostly liquid

v = Bose-Einstein condensate

 

[Killer Joe]

^ = Uses words and/or phrases to make himself sound smart

< = is NOT smart

v = Is replying with the post number #103

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Old.

< = Young and healthy.

v = On his deathbed.

 

[DarthFerret]

^ = Inexperienced

< = Experienced

v = Got the T-Shirt

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Dark Ritual

< = Ancestral Recall

v = Lightning Bolt

 

[turgy22]

^ = One mana

< = One man

v = One can short of a six-pack

 

[Mooseman]

^ = Thinks McNabb is the man

< = Will get that six-pack this Sunday (Go Steelers)

v = All his rings are plastic

 

[DarthFerret]

^ = Is deluded to the outcome of the Superbowl

< = Is pulling for the underdogs

v = Thinks that New England will win!

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Has no idea who will win Superbowl XLIII.

< = Thinks Fedor Emelianenko will win.

v = Can't read Roman numerals.

 

[Ransac]

^ = Enjoys having his parking validated

< = Enjoys having a blast in his new apartment

v = Enjoys having long walks on the beach with Eduardo


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Likes having his apartment blown up? Man, Cleveland sure is weird...

< = Likes taking long walks on the beach--with his father? Weird.

v = Is pathologically afraid of exploding beaches.

 

[Ransac]

^ = Enjoys long walks on the beach with his DAD?! creepy....

< = AAAHHH!!!!! Exploding Beaches!!!

v = Wishes he was in Cleveland....... wait.... no... no, that's not right...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

^ = Is still looking for Loni Anderson (hasn't realized WKRP was just a sitcom - or that it was Cincinatti not Cleveland)

< = Wishes there were more hours in the day

V = is a poser.

 

[turgy22]

^ = Poses a problem.

< = Poses for the ladies.

v = Poses nude.

 

[Ransac]

^ = Must be stalking me...

< = Wishes that they didn't sell the magazines he poses for in PA

v = Is completely disgusted by this conversation.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Should have read the "we can sell this in Pennsylvania" part of his contract.

< = Conversation? Gross!

v = Is not stalking Ransac.

 

[turgy22]

^ = Definitely right.

< = Definitely left.

v = Indefinite.

 

[Ransac]

^ = Can't stalk because of a restraining order

< = Doesn't stalk because that's just creepy

v = Won't stalk for fear of the squirrels


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Prince RXI]

^ = Doesn't stalk people, he stocks em with squirrels

< = Didn't get stocked

V = Has too many squirrels to get more stock.

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Should be put in stocks.

< = Made a lot of bells on the stalk market.

v = Doesn't put any stock in what you're saying.