^ < v

[train]

^ = Picks a nose
< = covers his nose
v = blows his nose

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Blows up.
< = Blows it.
v = Thar she blows!

 

[EricBess]

^ = Whale of a tale
< = Captain of the ship
v = Beached whale

 

[train]

^ = FYI - cali's a big beach...
< = had a long week of traveling
v = wishes to travel to...

 

[Spiderman]

^ = Maryland
< = Someplace warm and with a beach
v = Hates to travel

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Got called for traveling.
< = Slam dunk.
v = Missed his free throws.

 

[train]

^ = Got thrown out of __________
< = now out of TX
v = Texan at heart...

 

[EricBess]

^ = Everything's big in Texas
< = Larger than life
v = Has own gravitational field

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Electromagnetic force.
< = Strong nuclear force.
v = Weak nuclear force.

 

[train]

^ = glad no one else could smell it.
< = or hear it.
v = except this one.

 

[rokapoke]

^ = he who detected it ejected it.
< = he who denied it supplied it.
v = he who smelt it dealt it.

 

[EricBess]

^ = ripped one
< = ripped a new one
v = R.I.P.

 

[Oversoul]

^ = One of these days, you idiots are going to laugh yourselves to death.
< = And I have become death, destroyer of worlds
v = Does your coffin fit differently lately? Why not try Morbid M. Cadaver's extensible caskets? They are scientifically designed to fit the natural curves of the body, and are enriched with Vitamin B1. Use Cadaver's caskets for comfort. Remember - you're - going - to - be - dead - a - long - long - time!

 

[theorgg]

^ = Tentacled One
< = untentacled
v = Tentacle Lover

 

[EricBess]

^= Cthulhu
< = What the who?
v = Whoop-de-do!

 

[train]

^= ... do-in' a whole lot of nothin
< = could eat a whole pizza pie
v = just fell in a hole.

 

[EricBess]

^ = Russell
< = Rob
v = Tyson

 

[DarthFerret]

^ = will never be
< = is
v = wannabe

 

[Oversoul]

^ = Never gonna give you up.
< = Never gonna let you down.
v = Never gonna run around and desert you.

 

[train]

^ = Decided to pass on dessert
< = Always up for dessert
v = wishes he could have some