Urchin lives!

[Stink Urchin]

Oiiii

I'm new here. Glad to have found out about this place. You guys are already helpin me out very much.

I've been playin magic since 2000ish. Just recently got really into it again. Gonna start goin to the tournys at the local card shops.

I play a deck of each color. My pride and joy being my Artifact/Black Deck.

 

[Ransac]

Glad to have you here! Be sure to get involved with the various forum games that we participate in (Mindmaster/Build-A-Deck/Werewolf/Beyond Balderdash/etc.)


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Welcome!

 

[Killer Joe]

Glad to have you here! Be sure to get involved with the various forum games that we participate in (Mindmaster/Build-A-Deck/Werewolf/Beyond Balderdash/etc.)


Ransac, cpa trash man

What? No Speech? Jeezsh, ever since you graduated from college you've been lazy around here....and you've shirked your duties at my cafe, too. What a mess it's been.



Welcome Stinky!

 

[Ransac]

I didn't know my speech was so missed! WELL then...



Welcome!




Okay, enough babbling. Here's your room key, strategically located next to Orgg's septic tank. Additionally, here's your complimentary CPA G-String, your invitation to poke fuzzy510 (expired), and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain of the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!!


Ransac, cpa trash man