Time to take out the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPA vs. Ransac!!!!!!

[Ransac]

*...silly putty.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

That was definitely the wrong portal...

 

[Ransac]

*During the confusion, Ransac has pulled out his farm-animal catapult and launched 15 bulls at Oversoul and DarthFerret.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Panicked, Oversoul turns Darthferret into a cow.*

How did I do that?

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret "Moo's" and all of the bulls are blown right back at Ransac....

How did Oversoul turn me into a super cow?

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses the name of Fred and jumps out of the way of the cows at the last second.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

Unfortunately for Ransac, the cows missed him and the bulls hit him full force.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses the name of Tim as he slowly recovers from having the wind knocked out of him by the bulls.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul tries to turn Ransac into a cow, but fails.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is glad that he wore his anti-cow underwear.*

TAKE THIS!!!!!!

*Ransac turns into Care-Bearsac, the 50-foot tall evil care bear.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Um, Darthcow, it's your turn to attack him...

*Oversoul inches away.*

 

[Ransac]

CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!!

*Bearsac stares at Darthcow and Oversoul. Bearsac stares harder.*

Stupid power.

*Bearsac tries to step on Darthcow and Oversoul.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthCow dodges, steals Ransacs underwear, puts it on his head, and is no longer a cow, then, realizing what he has done, passes out.

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul stretches out a tentacle, grabs The Orgg, and hurls him into Bearsac.*

 

[Ransac]

*Bearsac and orgg collide and miraculously become one!!!!!!*

Behold the awesome might of Bearansorgg!!!!!!!!!

*The newly formed 77-foot tall behemoth pulls a tentatog (eats tentacles) out of his breechcloth and hurls it at Oversoul.*


Ransac, cpa trash man




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul wraps a tentacle around the tentatogs neck and squeezes its head off.*

That was easy.

*Oversoul wraps a tentacle around Bearansorgg's neck and squeezes. Nothing seems to happen.*

Is it working?

 

[Ransac]

*What Oversoul doesn't realize is that Bearansorgg has an extremely pungent smell. Overoul's tentacles are actually melting from being so close to the funk.*


GLARG!!!!!!!

*Bearansorgg throws a Lithatog at the land that Oversoul is standing on.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul retreats and flings Darthferret at Bearansorgg.*

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret taps his island to give himself flying, and misses Bearansorgg, performing a startlingly graceful U-Turn, and aiming back at Oversoul.

 

[Ransac]

RAGRARGH!!!!!!! CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!


*Bearansorgg shoots a stomach blast at the flying DarthFerret.*


Ransac, cpa trash man