Time to begin the campaign....

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
We're a year out from Election 2008.... some potential candidates are distancing themselves in the public eye. Others are growing stagnant.

Meanwhile, there is already 1 confirmed candidate. A man who won his party's support (and primary) back after the last election. That's right...



RANSAC/MONKEY 2008 IS READY TO CONTINUE IT'S CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As always, Monkey and I will take questions from anyone interested in our views, potential policies, political relations, poo-flinging techniques, and other worthwhile topics!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Killer Joe said:
Which spelling is correct:
1.) Potato or 2.) Potatoe
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The answer to your question is "potato," as the other spelling as "concieved" when people misunderstood the concept of the plural "potatoes." Now, while the popular opinion is that both spellings are correct, one of the bills that I will suggest upon election is to "fix" the alternate spellings (Potato/Potatoe, Tomato/Tomatoe, etc.). In addition, I wish to do away with synonyms as well (Rabbit/Hare, Lunchbox/Lunchpail, Dwarves/short-retarded-midgets, Spidey/dwarf).


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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Mooseman said:
So what is your stance on Global Warming and it's causes?
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Global Warming is causes by the guys at Central Air cancelling their services to various parts of the world. Global warming is a horrible thing!!!.... in some areas! You see, I'm not a fan of lots of cold, so I'm going to suggest a bill that will limit Global warming to the Arctic, Canada, the Antarctic, and Russia.

However, I'm also suggesting that we implement Global COOLING along the tropics. I don't like extreme heat, either.


Next!


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Oversoul

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Ransac said:
In addition, I wish to do away with synonyms as well (Rabbit/Hare, Lunchbox/Lunchpail, Dwarves/short-retarded-midgets, Spidey/dwarf).
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Rabbits hide, hares run (there are some other differences). The word is "lunchbox." Only a degenerate malcontent would carry his lunch in a pail. In fact, I'm not even sure what a pail is. Not sure about the other two...
 
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