Things I hate!

[Budget Player Cadet]

The following list has all of the things that I hate about MTG!
Force of Will
Power Nine Players
Vintage
Players with a massive budget
Players who would beat me without trying
Players who just don't know when to quit (Looking at you, Thomas Hettrich from #27 Lindenweg Neufahrn, area Munich, in Bavaria, Germany)
Crap Rares
Crap Non-Rares
Vizzerdrix
Stasis
Sinkhole-stripmine-stone rain card types
Myself
My decks
My life
My girlfriend who just burned me (Her name is Chandra, in case you're wondering)

Anything else that has to do with magic is probably something I love.
P.S. CPA kicks ass!

I ran out of hateful smily options!

 

[Oversoul]

Force of Will: I used to put Force of Will in every deck I had. It's great.
Power Nine Players: Could never afford them, but I never met anyone who had P9 and went around beating up scrubs without any notification of P9 beforehand. I would have done this.
Vintage: I find Vintage an interesting format, but much too expensive for practical purposes. I know it's a "collectible" card game, but I do sometimes wish they'd evened the playing field.
Players with a massive budget: Unless they use it to have an unfair edge over you, what's the problem. I would have done this.
Players who would beat me without trying: There is a school of thought that humility might maybe sometimes be a good thing...
Players who just don't know when to quit (Looking at you, Thomas Hettrich from #27 Lindenweg Neufahrn, area Munich, in Bavaria, Germany): What kind of situation are we talking about?
Crap Rares: Yeah, I think everyone hates crap rares.
Crap Non-Rares: Those too, actually.
Vizzerdrix: Already covered in crap rares.
Stasis: Stasis is awesome. I used to use it a lot with Black Vise. Good times.
Sinkhole-stripmine-stone rain card types: Used that too, but I no longer have any Sinkholes and probably never will.
Myself: Now, that's a bit harsh.
My decks: I once built a deck that was 20 Islands, 20 Mountains, and 20 Forests. I'd keep pretending to be manadrowned and stuff.
My life: I sure hope this isn't turning into a suicide note...
My girlfriend who just burned me (Her name is Chandra, in case you're wondering): Like, literally burned you? Because I think there's a hotline for that sort of thing...

 

[Ransac]

Burned ---- HOTline?!

*Ransac laughs at his own cheezy joke until orgg smashes him into the ground.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

Uh, yeah, about thomas, he just doesn't want to give up! He keeps challenging me, praying to beat me, but it's just never gonna happen. And force of will bothers me for three reasons. 1. If you are playing in vintage, you gotta have it. 2. I don't have any 3. I have been killed so many times by FOW!!

Oh, and the players with a massive budget? Just from definition, they have a massive advantage over me! Maybe I'm just being spiteful, I dunno.

 

[Ransac]

DOUBLE POST ALERT.

*Ransac glares at BPC.*

Perhaps you're just being spiteful, BUT it always gives you an excuse to learn new strategies. Learning how to play on the agressive defensive (my favorite style of play); playing a must-counter spell (like Wrath of God or something of the like) just to fish out the Force of Will and THEN play your win condition; or poke your opponents in the eyes and run! These are all very good concepts to learn in order to avoid losing.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

Huh? Oh, sorry, I thought you meant just on Battle arena.
And that double post was just me being too lazy to go to edit.

 

[Modus Pwnens]

An addition to Oversoul:

Force of Will: I own 6 of 'm, and use them in legacy deck with some blue. They're just the best counterspell available, why not use 'm?
Power Nine Players: They can be beaten without power, and doing so earns you a pat on the back. See it as a challenge!
Vintage: try legacy, you'll need less budget, and the most broken (=expensive) cards are banned.
Players with a massive budget: I have a (quite) massive budget, which I use to build strong decks, but I also have plenty of fundecks (see my banding topic), ask them if they could play with a lesser deck, you'll be surprised with what they come up with.
Players who would beat me without trying: aren't you the one playing raffinity?
Players who just don't know when to quit (Looking at you, Thomas Hettrich from #27 Lindenweg Neufahrn, area Munich, in Bavaria, Germany): see my point at P9 players, if he really plays much worse decks than you, he sees you in the same light you see those massive budget "never-leave-home-without-my-black-lotus" players.
Crap Rares: They have plenty of purpose. Organise a reject rare draft with some friends, make terrible themedecks out of 'm, or even try to break 'm. Use the Johnny in you!
Crap Non-Rares: Don't you ever want to make a campfire and forgot the char-cloth (har har)
Vizzerdrix. Oh come on, it's a bomb in limited? (A)
Stasis: Oh, good old times
Sinkhole-stripmine-stone rain card types: Try purchasing a playset of sacred ground.
Myself
My decks
My life
My girlfriend who just burned me (Her name is Chandra, in case you're wondering)

My "xxx": explanation please?

 

[Killer Joe]

Things I hate: ..............I dunno WHAT I hate,....does "stupidity" count?

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

Aw great, another person who hates me.

 

[Ransac]

Things I hate: tenors....... and the Steelers.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

Force of Will: I own 6 of 'm, and use them in legacy deck with some blue. They're just the best counterspell available, why not use 'm?

Because I can't afford them. I just don't have them! Once again, i say it-THE NAME, YOU IDIOTS, THE NAME!!!
And the thing about affinity? I don't play the deck against my friends unless I'm in a really bad mood. I only use it in tournaments.

 

[Spiderman]

The Affinity deck is good - you have some fairly valuable cards in there that you might be able to trade to get more valuable Vintage stuff.

But frankly, the FoWs and counters exist to slow down and/or stop your explosive start... otherwise, someone would be posting a thread about why they hate Affinity and how they lose within 3-4 turns...