The Ultimate Battle over the Ancient Treasure of the CPA

[Ransac]

*Ransac notices his brother's return (while quickly hiding his map) and quietly backs out the door. At this very moment, Spidey flips a switch that removes all of the floors. Everybody falls into darkness........ screaming......


....well.... at least RANSAC is screaming. He's screaming like a little girl.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul thinks about reaching up with a tentacle and grabbing something to avoid the fall, but decides instead to reach across and silence the screaming Ransac with a tentacle around his neck.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac wets himself........ powerfully. The warm, yellow liquid starts to cover Oversoul's tentacle.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Prince RXI]

"Ah heck... what have I gotten my..."

**Starts to fall, then remembers his wings and stops falling. Looks down to see a yellowing tentacle grasping his brother and liquid twinkling below... ew**

"Serves ya right for forgetting about me!! I-"

*Suddenly RXI's wings are covered in molassos...*

 

[Oversoul]

Gross. I'd better sterilize that tentacle...

*A ring of fire moves down the length of the tentacle, obliterating any Ransac urine as it goes, and getting constantly closer to Ransac's neck, which the tentacle still encircles.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac bites down as hard as he can on Oversoul's tentacle.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*For some reason, the tentacle tastes like Ransac's own urine. And his face is getting awfully hot.*

Ha, my tentacles don't feel pain. You think that you can just--oh crap...

*Oversoul hits the bottom.*

Ow.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac's impact is cushioned by the tentacles.*

Hey! I'm alive!

*Ransac notices that Oversoul isn't unconscious, but is racked with pain. Ransac takes this opportunity to sneak away and search for more treasure.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

That really hurt!

 

[Prince RXI]

**As Ransac sneaks away, RXI's Molassos covered wings have cause him to fall... and lands with a loud thud right where Ransac had just been*

"...I agree OS... That really DID hurt... ow..."

 

[Ransac]

*After six months of searching through the darkness, Ransac finds his way back to the maze!*

Now, back to finding that midget porn!

*Unfortunately, the halls are now littered with madget guards, angry that their madget friend was shot and are still looking for the guilty one. Ransac tells one of the guards that Oversoul did it, then sneaks off down another hallway.*


Ransac, cpa trash man