Idiot Class. This is a person who can't take themselves seriously because essentially, they have nothing to take seriously, neither in their lives nor in their heads, not in their relationships, and certainly not in Magic. They are idiots who claim they know how to "poke fun" at themselves, when really, that's mostly all they can do, hence it's not fun, but idiocy. Here is the person who usually has a hard time getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend, so he may or may not have an unusual attraction to animals, which bystanders usually mistake for simple “animal love,” when really it’s a deeper desire to connect with living things, at times perhaps even sexually. Most of the time, the only other human beings this person can get along with are those who also happen to exist mostly in this class. This is the most hopeless class of human beings. Whenever a person in this class reaches the age of 30, if he cannot be put into either of the Serious Class or the Ideal Class (both soon to be discussed), he is placed under the Anamoloy Class (soon to be discussed) for exactly 360 days. After that, he is moved to the N/A Class (soon to be discussed.)
Serious Class. This is a person who seems to take everything seriously. He may even "read into things." He likes details, he likes rationality, and wants everything to be as clear as it can be. He easily can come of as being unable to understand the more lighthearted nature of things, mainly, those who belong to the former class, the Idiots. Idiots and Serious ones don't get along very well as they tend to both be idiotic in their own ways, and the one thing they can't stand in each other is how idiot the other one is. The serious person does have the mentality and the brains to eventually perhaps loosen up and be able to smile at himself: to make it clear - he actually has substance that he can later poke fun at, whereas those in the former class have nothing to begin with.
Ideal Class. This is the person who takes himself seriously enough so that he has something to make fun of. He's not simply a raving idiot who lacks and thus is an idiot who naturally makes fun of his lack of development in disguise as "poking fun." No. This one knows who he is, what he is, what he wants, and every now and again is able to poke fun at himself. This person is the ideal, and he, too, is widely misunderstood by the former 2 classes: those that belong to the Idiot class can't stand his elegance, his manners, and how he seems to be able to say anything he wants, when he wants, how he wants, and still have the light heart to smile. Those who belong in the Serious class can't understand how he can take some things lightly. Needless to say, person in this class doesn't care because there is a part of him that knows that they are idiots, but that idiots are necessary for life - they are modern day slaves of their own shallow mentality.
Anomaly Class. A person in this class is yet to be determined. No real experience with this person is available to determine where this person belongs. Many things may happen to make a person who is otherwise known and established to be placed under this class: a fit of insanity, perhaps; or the slow degeneration into pure idiocy. No person exists in this class for their entire lifetime: if this person is 30 years old, or older, he automatically becomes a member of the following class:
N/A Class. A person in this class is perhaps a retard, by nature or by circumstance, and is widely useless to society. Unless the person proves under strict conditions and severe examinations that he or she can be efficient, effective, and inventive, this person is "put to sleep" when he reaches the age of 35, as seen to be fit, with or without notification.
Ranking System. Since these 5 classes are widely different and divided by very bold lines, it is ideal to have a Ranking System. Each person is assigned a 10-Digit Rank Identification Number (RIN). This number begins with one of 5 codes: either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5. Code 1 indicates that the person is from the Idiot class. Code 2 indicates that the person is from the Serious class. Code 3, from the Ideal Class; Code 4, from the Anomaly Class; and Code 5, from the N/A Class. The meaning of the other numbers is highly classified at this time. For example, a person who belongs in N/A Class will have a number that might look like this: 5-0-36670098. Notice the bold 5: it indicates that the person is from the N/A Class, for easy identification. Everyone obtains this RIN in the form of ID and is required to wear it all times, otherwise fines and penalties are in order, including but not limited to being "put to sleep." The person is also encourage to communicate, befriend, and make relations only with people of similar Class, with the exception of those who belong to the Ideal or Serious Class - they are free to choose as they please - because they can be discreet and selective and so supervision is not necessary.
Annuel Test. Every person is subjected to a 24-hour long test at the end of every year to see if he still belongs to his class or if reassignment is necessary. This said, officials, professionals, the police, military, FBI, and CIA have the power to question and arrest anyone who is under suspicion and subject him or her to the this test. Failure to comply results in the subject to be "put to sleep.”
I hope this clears things up.