The Question Game!

[DarthFerret]

If they are descended from Tranatulas they do!


How do you format Windows XP if you cannot access your CD Rom drive on startup?

 

[Oversoul]

I do not know, although I have seen computers with XP formatted without using the CD ROM drive.

But was I hallucinating?

 

[Spiderman]

You and your hallucinations.

Is someone having trouble with their computer?

(Seriously, you probably need a boot disk floppy that'll recognize the CD drive)

 

[Oversoul]

No, it's just Darthferret.

Darthferret?

 

[train]

(You change the BIOS so that your CD-ROM can be accessed on startup...)

yes ferret... as in de-scented... hehe!

Would you help Leia if she needed your help invading a death star?

 

[Oversoul]

That depends on if I'd have to go up against Lord Vader himself, or just those stormtroopers.

Why does he even bother keeping the stormtroopers around?

 

[DarthFerret]

You can find the answer to that in the X-rated version of Star Wars.


How do they get the filling into the Hostess Cupcakes?

 

[Spiderman]

First they make a hollowed out cupcake, pour in the filling, then someone has to put the top on. It's a good job!

Did D&D come up with the various many sided dice or did they exist before?

 

[Oversoul]

I know that I obtained a D10 from some random non-D&D board game, but I don't know whether that game existed prior to D&D.

Did you ever meet someone who complained about others using dice to keep track of their life-totals in Magic?

 

[Spiderman]

No.

How many "incarnations" of Monopoly have you played?

 

[Oversoul]

Two or maybe three...

What "incarnations" of Monopoly are there?

 

[Spiderman]

Too many to count...

How many hours of sleep do you usually get each night?

 

[Oversoul]

Diurnality is lame.

How many hours a day do you sleep?

 

[Spiderman]

Usually 5 or 6... way too few.

How much is gas in your areas?

 

[Oversoul]

$2 if you're lucky. I'm not sure about my other "areas" since I don't live in them.

When will we get hydrogen-powered cars?

 

[DarthFerret]

The day that freedom of speech starts including prayer!


Why did my girlfriend dump me?

 

[Oversoul]

She might have somehow seen that you called ferrets "rodents."

What might a much crueler response to DarthFerret's question have looked like?

 

[Spiderman]

He smells

Harlequinn or Jester?

 

[Oversoul]

Harlequinn.

Why does the bank keep sending me vinyl covers for like account booklet thingies?

 

[DarthFerret]

They are trying to revive the 70's!


What is your favorite "Confusious" saying? (ie.. Confusious Says: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!")