The Question Game!

[Rooser]

Also, he's that guy over there.

If I have three apples and then you give me two apples, how many apples do you have left?

 

[Tabasco]

Well that depends how many I started with.....but I am sure it is that number minus 2

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

 

[Oversoul]

Nope.

This sentence is not a question?

 

[Tabasco]

It Isn't?

I don't know, do you?

 

[Spiderman]

Of course, I always know.

Do you have any boxes to make a fort with?

 

[Tabasco]

Well that depends...how many you need....I try to keep a reserve for the homeless people.

Do you have a lovely bunch-o-cocoanuts?

 

[Oversoul]

There they are, a-standing in a row.

Why do you inquire about my coconuts?

 

[Rooser]

Because everyone loves your coconuts, Oversoul.

Um ... Bacon?

 

[Oversoul]

Bacon of death!

What would you do for a big piece of bacon?

 

[Rooser]

I would step over three dead grandmas and a copy of the flipper/lassie crossover special.

How many times have I said "Bacon" in this thread?

 

[Spiderman]

Way too many.

Beef or Turkey?

 

[Tabasco]

Beef

Where's the Beef?

 

[Rooser]

Still at the store because I prefer the turkey.

If turkey was a bird, would you fly it?

 

[Oversoul]

No.

If Turkey were a jellyfish, would you eat it?

 

[Spiderman]

I'd eat it even if it was just still the plain turkey.

Have you gotten stung by a jellyfish and had someone pee on it?

 

[Tabasco]

No...but I am sure Spongebob has...

Who watches Spongebob Squarepants?

 

[Rooser]

"Absolutely not." This is how somebody else might answer that question. I, on the other hand, do.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

 

[Oversoul]

Spongebob Squarepants.

How did that pineapple find its way to the bottom of the sea?

 

[Rooser]

It was on the bottom of someone's bikini, and eventually fell out and sank there.

*rim shot*

Is Sandy the Squirrel an astronaut? I mean, she is from Texas...

 

[Nightstalkers]

I wouldn't know, I've never met her...

Loony Toons or Tiny Toons?