The Question Game!

[Nightstalkers]

Is elephancy a choice?

Home or at work, where would you rather go insane at?

 

[Izaryo]

anywhere, but preferably at work

Vikings or Huns?

 

[Svenmonkey]

Vikings. Loot pillage and row your way home > loot pillage and get on a horse (because horses are stupid).

What in the world is happening in this picture?

 

[Spiderman]

They're trying to find the guru to learn the meaning of life.

Dork or geek?

 

[Svenmonkey]

I prefer dork.

If you could, would you take the jolly train out of town?

 

[Nightstalkers]

There's a jolly train?! And here I've been using the malice mobile all this time...

Abyssal Spector or Abyssal Nightstalker?

 

[Spiderman]

Abyssal Gatekeeper.

Leather or lace?

 

[WickedBoy6]

Leather of course. Nothing like the smell of freshly shorn cowhide on the skin.

What will make a comeback first: Beta or 8-Track?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Those little cassets everyone had in their cars.... Hey wait, those were 8-tracks


William Shatner or Robin Williams?

 

[Spiderman]

Definitely Robin Williams. How can anyone pick Shatner?

Spiderman 2: Yea or Nay?

 

[WickedBoy6]

"...well, which one means 'Yes'?"
"... ... ...Yay"
YAY!

Could "House of the Dead" have been a worse movie?

 

[Spiderman]

Surely... it could have been "Cabin Boy"!

Is this thread dying?

 

[Svenmonkey]

I refuse to believe that it is.

How many syringes can you find in a city park?

 

[Rooser]

I only found 3. Must be a slow week.

Feel the love or smell the glove?

 

[Nightstalkers]

I would not buy that for a dollar...

What would you buy for a dollar?

 

[Svenmonkey]

That.

Why are there so few sources of original humor on this vast internet?

 

[Mazzak]

because only one out of every 46,000 people is actually capable of making up an original joke, and only three of them have internet access.


How does a wind chime work? (many possible answers)

 

[Svenmonkey]

Judging by the one down the lane, wind chimes suck in the fear of those within a certain radius (up to a few miles with a good one) and use this fear to generate magnetic fields that pulse along the metals of the chime, causing them to strike each other.

Why does the Lorax speak for the trees?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

He forgot to take his Haldol.

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

 

[train]

to see the little leprechauns coming to make lucky charms out of their feet...

Have you "Lost yourself"?