The Question Game!

[DarthFerret]

That depends on when you answer the question!


Why are women the way that they are?

 

[Oversoul]

Y-chromosome deficiency.

Why are men the way that they are?

 

[Spiderman]

Women made them that way.

Have you broken your New Year's resolution yet?

 

[Arix]

Never had any, so no. Go me.

Why do three countries have three different definitions of "football"?

 

[Oversoul]

They needed another reason to go to war--just in case.

Who will win the football war?

 

[DarthFerret]

The Yankees!


Would baseball be more interesting if they used golf balls?

 

[Arix]

No, it'd be more interesting if they used any ball covered in Peter Logan's Exploding Paste.

Why is it Istanbul, not Constantinoble?

 

[Oversoul]

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Whatever happened to Byzantium?

 

[Spiderman]

Istanbul and Constantinople beat it into submission.

Turkey: white meat or dark meat?

 

[Arix]

Meat. Doesn't matter what colour. It's meat.

Feign wouldt be to believe that ist the thoust not to knoweth of when they is to strike, yay?

 

[Oversoul]

Yea.

Nay?

 

[DarthFerret]

Nay, I did not understand that question either.


Did anyone see UT beat USC?

 

[Oversoul]

I'm sure someone saw it.

But what about that time when SDUK faced the IWW?

 

[Spiderman]

What about it?

Do you have an iPod?

 

[DarthFerret]

No, but I have an Ipaq (pocket PC)


Which tastes better, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Arix]

Chicken! Chicken chicken chicken!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[Oversoul]

Unsliced bread.

But which is better, sliced or unsliced?

 

[DarthFerret]

Dinner Rolls


When you type, is it hunt and peck, or standard typing (fingers on the "home" keys)?

 

[Arix]

Kinda a weird combinationof the two, actually.

Will you find the new allegiance, like a beacon in the night?
(Hey, it's early, I got work today, and I'm not feeling creative. Sue me.)

 

[Oversoul]

No.

Since "beacon" looks like "bacon," how would the night help me find it?