Resubmitted article because it's been a while and I think Spidey forgot about it. Also, I noticed a few typos and that Gmail does some arcane formatting thing that my primitive brain couldn't possibly understand, but I tried to excise all of the extraneous line breaks, which were added to the emailed version of the article without my permission.
Note that even though we're well into the new year, the article currently in the queue is the final article of Volume I, as it was intended to be an article for December. Volume II will start with the article after that, which I'm about to start writing any minute now...