Return of the Werewolves: Grotto Labyrinth

[Oversoul]

Noise really carries in Grotto Labyrinth because of the acoustic properties of some of the grottos and tunnels that run throughout the valley. You didn't get much sleep last night because you heard some horrible sounds that sounded like some sort of monsters. Fearing the worst, you've now discovered that Oversoul, the crazy old witch-doctor, has been torn to pieces. Maybe he summoned a demon and lost control of it and it killed him? Well, not according to this note...

"I suspected that the old stories were true. But I finally confirmed it. But I was too late. The werewolves know who I am. They'll kill me in just a few minutes. I can only hope that you find this note. That way you'll know what to do. Werewolves have roamed the land before. And brave men have stopped them. It seems that the method for doing this was to hang them during the day, while they are bereft of their superhuman strength. So choose wisely. Oh, I should mention that I placed a spell around Grotto Labyrinth. It will incinerate anyone who tries to leave. It won't keep the werewolves in forever. Such is the nature of this accursed place. But I think it will keep them trapped long enough for you to find them and hang them so that this horror cannot spread beyond our humble town. Sorry about this, but stopping the plague from spreading is more important than your miserable lives. Good luck, you poor fools. Oh, and one more thing. I think that there are two of these creatu"

 

[Mooseman]

Holy crap... we're all gonna die!!!!!! Find them, someone has to find them and stop them.....

 

[EricBess]

Pull yourself together, man! Oversoul was a crazy loon and goodness knows he has plenty of enemies around here. If what he says is true, then it just goes to show what a heartless fool he was, keeping us all here to be killed. I don't know anything about werewolves, but I dare say I've thought of putting him out of his misery on more than one occassion.

So, how are you proposing that we track down these foul creatures, if they be real?

 

[Oversoul]

I was going to note this earlier but I had to leave before I could finish everything I wanted to. If you did receive a PM indicating that you have a special role and have not already done so, please PM me back to confirm that you know your role. This first "day" will end on Monday, June 22nd. Let the accusations fly.

 

[rokapoke]

Methinks EricBess seems to have a lot of interest in how us villagers will deal with the werewolves... too much interest, perhaps?

 

[Spiderman]

Hey, I'm interested too! I don't wanna die! But YOU don't seem overly concerned... I vote for rokapoke!

 

[rokapoke]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! I'm only expressing concern that a plan to catch the werewolves might find its way to the werewolves!

 

[Spiderman]

Since we don't know who the werewolves are, I don't think it can be helped...

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac screams at the sight of blood and starts crying.*

I don' wanna die... I don' wanna... I don' wanna...

*Ransac hides behind Spiderman and continues to mutter.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[turgy22]

Turgy22 stays back lurking in the shadows...
Grotto Labyrinth is a dangerous town. And this town needs a protector. I will be that protector. I...Am...CATMAN!

Turgy22 jumps out into the town square, clad in spandex shorts, a Zorro mask and a Hello Kitty T-shirt.

Rwawr!

I smell the foul stench of deceit among these people. Someone isn't telling us all they know. I will use my catlike instincts to track down this evildoer and bring him to justice. The most cruelest type of justice: Catman-justice!

But first, I must bathe.

Turgy22 curls up into a ball in the corner and begins licking his hands.

 

[Spiderman]

Oh man.... now I have *two* reasons to get out of town...

 

[rokapoke]

Turgy22 curls up into a ball in the corner and begins licking his hands.

I'm really, really scared now...

and that whole werewolf situation is kind of frightening, too!

 

[turgy22]

Now, now. Don't be so hard on Ransac. He's just scared, is all. So scared, in fact, that I believe he has soiled himself.

Turgy22 sniffs the air, then adjusts his shorts.

No. Wait. I have soiled myself.

To the LitterMoBox!

 

[Melkor]

Werewolves are nasty evil creatures and need to be rooted out and destroyed without delay. Everyone should calm themselves and quickly come to a decision on who is to be hanged. Trust your first impressions they are usually correct.

 

[EricBess]

Ah, there's interest in me sir. Best not to be throwing acusations around all willie nillie, is there? Hadn't we all to take an interest in knowing how to root out such a beast at a time like this? I've no experience in these matters myself.

If it's been decided that we vote ta hand someone, we're least put out offing the cat creature. Least that way we do the town a service ev'n if he not be a werewolf.

 

[turgy22]

Bwah-ha! The evildoer has made himself known!

Who would want to put to death a feline marauder unless they were secretly a DOG?! Catman has solved this mystery.

EricBess made two mistakes tonight. First, he admitted that he thought about killing our dear friend Oversoul. And then he showed his natural disdain for cats. We must do away with him immediately, before he strikes again.

Rwawr!

 

[rokapoke]

So are you allergic to yourself? My cats get you sneezy after a couple hours, after all.

 

[EricBess]

I'm none too keen on animals and humans livin together...in the same body, regardless of species. Make of that what you will.

 

[turgy22]

So are you allergic to yourself? My cats get you sneezy after a couple hours, after all.

Catman knows not of what you speak.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must rest. Catman is a brave and fearless crimefighter, but he requires 18 hours of sleep each day to work at an optimal level.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is still sobbing, rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb.*

I want my mommy... I want my mommy......... AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MAN-CAT!!!!!!

*Ransac continues to hide behind Spiderman.*


Ransac, cpa trash man