Trying to make out the meaning of the card "Forest"
Getting 80 used portal cards for $3.
Beating the "best player in the county"...i.e., the paumpos self-centered, kid who "never" loses.
...with the 80 portal cards.
...in the first game I played.
Getting a 6th ed. box, and instantly realizing that Rod of Ruin sucked.
Busted the paumpus kid for cheating. (Using clear sleeves, he marked lands by putting the hologram on the back instead of the front.)
Getting creamed by the guy who introduced me to Magic with his tweaked Phyrexian Assualt precon.
My establishing R/W as my best deck type. (Wall of Glare+Mask of Law and Grace kills a deck with no fliers. He added Molten Hydra for direct burn. I add Sanctimonies.

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Deciding blue sucked after Capsize locking my friend for 80 turns. The hatered for blue was amplified by the fact that my ear was tired, since we were playing over the phone. Yes...unlike the paumpous (if I spell it differenty every time, I'll get it right once) kid, some people are able to be honest.
Getting Sroke, Spiral, and Morphling.
Locking a seven player game with Pariah, Cho-Manno's Blessing Green, Mask of Law and Grace, and Serra's Advocate.
Removing the White for Green. The Viashino Cutthroats went on strike.
Having eleven decks at once.
Putting White back in. Started winning again.
Shirking 17 damage off with Bone Mask, then dealing 20 with a Mother of Runes and a Cutthroat. (They went off strike as soon as I put a Pains in)
Winning a three-player game by dealing leathal damage to all parties...with Cursed Scroll as offence and Worship as defence.
Getting an Avatar of Woe out first turn.
Losing a game because the Drain Life I needed was under a Swamp I didn't need.
Blastaderm turn 2. Blastaderm turn 3. Blastaderm turn 4. Blastaderm turn...oh...I won.
Hoping for a Foil Masticore. Getting Carnival of Souls.
First Legacy pack. Foil Brink of Madness.
One day, Foil Weatherseed Treefolk. Foil Ancient Silverback. Rofellos. Foil Elvish Piper.
Me 5. Him 9. He attacks with Spined Wurm. I Quicksilver Amulet the Tidal Kraken he traded me for some uncommons. I attack with Kraken and Growth it.
Arguing with a newbie over the meaning of XXR on Meteor Shower.
Opening a pack for a friend who bought a box of Prophecy. Foil Foil, Foil Rethink, Avatar of Will.
Buying a pack from him. Got Wintermoon Mesa. And Gargadon Minor.
Saying how much Lesser Gargadon sucked.
Putting three Gargadons into a deck, wishing I had a fourth.
Finding the Fourth on the floor under my table.
Winning with Gargadons.
Buying 4th Edition packs and selling the singles at a huge profit to a stupid kid who thought he was the authority on the value of Magic cards. (Mint Ivory Cup...He: You know I just ripped you off. Me: Yeah, but I need the $5.)
Playing Magic all night while watching 8-hour tapes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Doing it on a regular basis.
Building a deck with 4 Rods of Ruin.
Winning with it. Karn is some good when you disrupt your opponents concentration with crappy cards like Rod of Ruin.
And that's all I have to say about that.