Ransac has stolen your pie and he's taunting you...

[Ransac]

*All was well.... until the lit match ignited the flatulence. Then, the world was doomed.*

You guys smell something burning?

*Ransac prepares to dance the pigeon.... while on fire.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul pushes a button in his secret laboratory. Ransac stops his preparation for dancing the pigeon and snaps his fingers before continuing.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*A Nightstalker drops a very large fat woman wearing a red dress two sizes too small on top of Oversoul, then starts pressing buttons wildly in his secret laboratory... The fat lady begins to sing*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac doesn't finish snapping his fingers as the fat lady is singing horribly off key.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul captures the Nightstalker and the fat lady. He then switches their brains in a classic act of mad science. The Nightstalker now has the body of a fat lady and the fat lady now has the body of a Nightstalker. He then launches both of them back out into the world.*

Note to self: lock laboratory doors next time.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac continues to scratch his ear, not knowing what happens to be irritating it. He pulls out a dreaded Q-Tip!*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Fatlady Nightstalker runs around screaming madly while the Nightstalker Fatlady sings... shattering all the glass, plastic, and of course eardrums of everyone within a fifteen block radius*

 

[Killer Joe]

WHAT, is the FL singing? Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyrie"?

 

[Ransac]

Note: She can't be singing "Ride of the Valkyries", as that piece is purely instrumental. There ARE moments in the opera were characters are singing some of the themes briefly, but hardly enough to warrant the piece it's own song/aria.

*Ransac drops the Q-Tip and covers his ears in pain, inadvertantly saving Oversoul and his labortary high-pitched pain.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul realizes that the barrage of sound waves may dislodge his laboratory from its location in Ransac's earlobe and send it through his circulatory system into his brain. Oversoul has no desire to visit Ransac's brain. Acting quickly, he bursts from Ransac's ear and tears the Nightstalker Fatlady's head off with his tentacles. It lands on Killer Joe.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac notices that Oversoul has sprouted from his ear and releases the first plague of Ransac in retaliation. A stampede of millions of weasels appears in the horizon.....

...and the stampede is heading towards the fighters.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*A Nightstalker jumps out from behind the bushes and presses a big shiny red button... turning the weasels into rabid albino butt weasels of doomy might!*

 

[Ransac]

*The changed weasels are confused, but still stampeding.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul faces the weasels, then turns and runs away from them.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac trips, falls, and is stampeded upon by his own weasel-plague.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

*runs around screaming as buttweasels attach to his face*[/b]


Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Get the off!!! Ahhhh!!!!

 

[Ransac]

*The weasels catch up to Oversoul and trample him as well. All pie is lost in this massive display of weaseldom.*


Ransac cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul suffocates beneath the weasels and burns them all away after he passes out.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers, seeing the uneventful proceedings, airdrop in Stubbs the Zombie... who lands and rips a fart so ungodly that it kills everything around him*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac slaps his butt-cheeks, causing the universe to invert. WHAT SORT OF CRAZY STUFF WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!*


Ransac, cpa trash man