Pie.

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godhand3

Guest
pie story

attack of the killer pies

one time there was a very smart little boy who ate tons of pie(very smart). So one day he found a special recipe book that had a pie called qwertyuiop pie. It had wierd ingredients like q and w and e. So he made the pie and it attacked the boy and quickly mutated and rampaged. but the boy found a way to destroy the pies and then everyone ate pie.
 
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godhand3

Guest
EVIL pie

so one time I knew this girl and she liked pie and she ate it a lot and she got very fat and was addicted to pie so like people laughed at her so she made a huge pie and drowned in it and people thought that she was eaten by the giant pie because it was taking vengeance so people thought eating too much pie was bad but i eat all the pie I want like cherry pie and lemon pie and raspberry pie and blueberry pie and apple pie and chicken pot pie and cheesecake.

the end

but pie is really good
 
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manchot_13

Guest
Yes you can square pi

pi squared = 6*(1/1+1/4+1/9+1/16+1/25+1/36...)

manchot_13
math major with way to much free time
 
K

K1

Guest
I'll throw in a vote for banana cream pie.
No one likes banana cream pie?
How sad :_(

K1
 
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Jaws10387

Guest
I love pie too!
My favorite is apple.
I wish I had some now.
 
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manchot_13

Guest
shouldn't it be i didn't DO it blah blah blah in your quote nonard?
 
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The Magic Jackal

Guest
Sad, sad people of the cpa, I hate to tell you this, but there is a better dessert than pie. It's called cake. How do i know it's the best? What do you have for dessert on your birthday? I rest my case.
 
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Fire Slinger

Guest
We Americans might eat cake on our birthdays, but guess what we eat for Thanksgiving and Chirstmas...

















PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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DÛke

Guest
*************
If you like pie
Then someti'
You should eat pie
Never deny pie
You could die

Pie is the best
Better than the rest
It doesn't take a test
To figure out the rest

Eat pie when you're sad
And eat it when you're mad
Eat pie when you're hungry
Eat pie when you're angery
Always eat pie
It's good for you
And for me
For her
And
For him
Eat pie
Or fly
Away from this sky

Eat pie by yourself
Eat pie for wealth
Eat pie tonight
Eat pie right

'cause if you don't eat it
you might get it
either from me
or you'll see

This lesson was
About pie
And its cause

Like pie
Eat pie
Dream pie
Worship pie
and
Adore pie
Bye, Bye, Pie
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This message was dedicated to all 'pie' lovers all around the world. I hope you like it.
Personally, I like Apricot pie and Apple pie the best.
Here Istanbul, that's how you write a poem about pie :)
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
Tag Guard

How dare you Magic Jackal say that cake is better than pie. I eat pie on my birthday because pie is the best dessert in the world. I challange you Magic Jackal to a duel. Choose your weapon. I choose a pie throwing machine.
 
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The Magic Jackal

Guest
You stupid fools! You do not know of your mistake of worshiping the pie. Pie is evil and is the work of the devil. Cake is good. Eat cake, love cake, be cake.
 
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DÛke

Guest
Someone said that you have cake for birthday?
NOT REALLY :)
I have an Apricot pie with strawberry slices on the top, and YES, the candals are put on top of the pie, and YES, I am considered an American now, since I've been here for 6 years.

I bet you never thought a person would have a pie for birthday instead of a cake.
Personally, I think cake is not good, sorry Magical Jackal.
Pie rules the day :)

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Pie rules the day
Everday, without a holiday
Pie rules the day anyways
On Birthdays
And on
Holidays

Cake ain't that good
Unless, you're a
Magical Jackal that's
not good
****

No offense Magical Jackal :)
 
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