My Parody on The Bad Touch

[K9Archmage]

I am not entirely done with this yet, but here it goes! Still have a few mistakes...

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this magic card playing
But there are several very important rules
About Magic: The Gathering that you should know about

Play baby Play baby, no, not the ication scout
Me and you use the kind of decks that only geniuses would think about

So draw your hand from your deck and I'll bet you'll go nuts
Yes I have Mirri yes I have Goblins and you're getting really beat up

You've had enough of mulligans you want it started you're out of lands
I want you bumrushed by my weenies like my like the magic card champion

My decks quicker than a rush always kills in any easy five-turns I am inclined
To make me rise an hour early just to brush up on my skills

Do it now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Do it again now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Gettin' better now

Moggs, the kind you beat up with a Stangg and twin
Like the lost alpha cards of before only the obsessed know where to get them

Black Lotus? Let me be specific I wanna have ghost hounds immediately
But I got this notion that the motion of your hands means "Ball Lightning Already"

So if I counterspell on your cards, high tide then i play a pirate ship
Don’t burn me now I'm gonna win if you don’t try to block the scrybes

show me your hand I'll show you mine "Clairvoyance" will stall a while
And then i'll beat you in a classy style so you can’t play aelo pile

Do it now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Do it again now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Gettin' better now

You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Do it again now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Do it now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
Do it again now
You and me baby have nothin' but mana
So let's paris like they paris on the magic card channel
getting’ better now

 

[Landkiller]

lol, haha, excellent, keep up the good work!

 

[K9Archmage]

I have made 30 or so other parodies, but this is the only magic-related one that i have made.

 

[K9Archmage]

dumdumdumdudmdudmdumduddum... MY CHALUPA!

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam!

I see a little silhoutte of a can
Mountain DEw! Mountain Dew! TIme to do the Tombango

hmmm. must think of more corny commercials...

 

[Darsh]

MY CHALUPA!

I thought it was
Mountain Dew Mountain Dew time for some slam dancing

D@mn you K9Archmage! You made me download that song just to understand that song!...thanks

 

[K9Archmage]

oh,sorry. I did a parody on the actual song "Bohemian Rhapsody". In the real song, it was tombango. Where did you download the song?

 

[K9Archmage]

I just downloaded the song. It sounds to me like they say "slamdango"

 

[Darsh]

I downloaded it off of napster, did you hear that napster has joined with some other company and that you will soon have to pay a monthly fee for downloading songs? I switching over to scour.

 

[K9Archmage]

Cr@p! Looks like my napster file will have a little talk with the uninstall program!

 

[K9Archmage]

I was so close to reaching 600 songs! Only 40 more... Urge to download... Rising...

 

[Copious Wrath]

Hey, no worries. Napster will still be offering a free service.