[me], being a museum guide, speaks to the group of tourists following him:[/me]
Now this, despite being supposedly on-topic, is really treacherously concealed spam. Just because Duel wrote some of it doesn't make it not spam. (this elicits ooooohs and aaaaahs from the group).
[me]: "Next, as you'll see on my left, we have a rare set of Homelands cards, carefully preserved in all their suckiness."[/me]
Did anyone hear the album THEM by the metal band King Diamond? It's about a guy who is convinced that his grandma is a witch conspiring with invisible outwordly spirits, THEM, to kill his family. He imagines the whole thing, and he thinks he is getting chased by THEM, etc, etc... Finally he kills his grandma with an axe and runs out of the house... with THEM forever engraved on the edge of his conscience...